Smexy Gratsu Oneshots

Happy

"Natsu i have a question".

"What is it happy?"

"Whats a mass -o- kiss?"

Natsu's gave happy a confused look.

"Um....a what?"

"You always talk about it in conversations with Lucy or Gray".

That's when Natsu realized what happy meant.

He wanted to know what a masochist was. But of course happy wouldn't know how to pronounce it so he guessed that's what he just stuck with.

"Um...why do you ask?"

"Because you guys always talk about and i wanna know what if your a mass -o- kiss."

Natsu's eyes widened at that.

"Well i mean you could call me that....in a way."

"Is it bad"?

"No happy it isn't".

"Hmmmmm, well then. Would that mean gray is a..... Ummmm, what is it agian?"

Natsu blushed.

"Um its a sadist.... And yes that would mean he is one".

"Ohhhhhh ok...but wait does that mean you like pain?"

".....yeah..... WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? I DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT. WHO TOLD YOU THAT?"

"Loke."

"OH THAT ORANGE FOUR EYED FUCK IMA BURN HIM!!!"

Natsu ran out of the house to go find Lucy and Loke so he could kick Loke's ass for telling happy such lewd things.

Happy just giggled and flew out the window to go follow Natsu.

cx Shoutout to WildRhov