Silver Heart (Liu's Daughter Creepypasta)

Surprise, surprise!!!

sooo..Tina is gonna hate me for this....SORRY, NOT SORRY *runs into background yellying YOLO*-Sara

This is a Creepypasta parody of Meghan Trainor's Dear Future Husband. I own nothing! The parody is done by me (TheDragonSnake ) or Sara.

*ahem*

Dear future husband

Here's a few things

You'll need to know if

You don't want to loose your legs

For all your life.

(awwwwww)

Take me on a grave,

That's where you are gonna stay,

Cause if you treat me wrong

I'll slice your thong

Buying chainsaws,

Bu-buying what I will need

You killed people 9 to 5

But, baby, so did I

So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking kidney pies,

I never learned to cook,

But i can kill with one look

Kill along with me

Kill-kill along with me (hey)

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady,

Even when I'm acting crazy

Make the others GO TO SLEEP

(Awwwwww)

Dear future husband,

Here's a few things you'll need to know if you don't want

to loose your legs, for all your life.

Dear future husband,

If you don't want to get that special killing,

Tell me that there will be a lot of blood spilling.

After every fight

Just apologize,

And then maybe i will not kill you when you are in my sight

(Crazy laugh) Even if I was wrong,

I am never wrong.

Why disagree?

Why, why disagree?

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady,

Even when I'm acting crazy

Make the others GO TO SLEEP

Dear future husband,

Here's a few things you'll need to know if you don't want

to loose your legs

for all your life (GO TO SLEEP)

Dear future husband,

Make time for me,

Don't leave me alone,

Cause if you do I'll kill the family- yours and mine

I'll be killing on the left side of the room (KILL)

Open doors for me and you might not get some slapes

Have a dirty mind,

Don't be a classy guy.

Buy me a ring,

Buy-buy me a ring (babe)

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady,

Even when I'm acting crazy

Make the others GO TO SLEEP

(Woah! Hey.)

Dear future husband

Here's a few things

You'll need to know if

You don't want to loose your legs

For all your life.

Dear future husband,

Here's a few things you'll need to know if you don't want

to loose your legs

for all your life (GO TO SLEEP)

(That's right!)

Future husband, better love me right.

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7.4.2016. 20:14 Croatia

I had to! Sorry!- Sara

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to Tina:

Happy April Fools!

I'm 6 days late with this..YAY! XD

xoxo

( I'm sorry too. I knew she was going to do this and didn't tell you.) -Brosia

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Me: ........I just noticed this 14.4.2016, at 10:22 p.m.
You guys are awesome. Love you both.