Unless you've been living under a rock for a decade, you know what crocs are. I hate them. First of all the holes make you look poor. Apparently, now you can put pins or something in them. Obviously, I want Minnie Mouse to smile at me while I am nervously looking at my feet when I see someone attractive. Plus, I am all skin and bones so crocs would never fit me due to all the room on the sides. Basically, crocs are fat people shoes. I also hate the smell, it smells like rubber had a one-night stand with a shoe. My Jordans don't smell like a basketball player sexed a shoe. Why should crocs?