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Part: 1 of 1
Series: The Techie (2 of 3)
Word count: 2514in which jimin is hopeless at understanding tech and yoongi is there to help him with more than one problem
jimin borrowed TOP's jams; nice song this time
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Yoongi groaned to himself as he head the tentative rapping at his front door for the second time in ten seconds. Flinging down his tablet, he dragged himself across his apartment floors, swinging the door open and grumbling an annoyed as hell, "What the fuck do you want?"
The boy on the receiving side of this remark merely pushed past the bleary-eyed Yoongi and went straight to the living room, making himself at home on the couch. Yoongi shook his head and reprimanded the younger carrot-haired boy. "Jimin, who gave you permission to come in and make yourself all comfy on my couch?"
Jimin offered a sheepish smile. "But, hyung! I need help! I need it bad!"
Yoongi maintained his hardened look; this had occurred several times and was the exact same story, replayed countless times without any conscience telling the younger boy to at least alter the story a tiny bit.
"So what was it this time?" Yoongi asked as he resumed his previous position and pulled Jimin's laptop out of the owner's hands and put it on his lap, turning it on. "Didn't charge? Browser crashed? Download failed?"
Jimin stared at Yoongi blankly, as if he were speaking English, because, one, that would be a miracle, for Yoongi was not compatible with English, or any foreign language for that matter, and two, Jimin was particularly technologically challenged, meaning that his understanding of technology was following people on Instagram and reposting Tumblr posts. He couldn't tell a USB Port apart from an HDMI cable.
Yoongi sighed, clearly frustrated. "Which browser were you using?" he asked as he waited for the computer to start up completely. Jimin blinked twice. "Were you using Chrome or Explorer?" Yoongi tried to reword the phrase so that his less fortunate friend could understand his technical jargon.
"Chrome," Jimin replied, after thinking for a moment. Yoongi grunted and shook his head, but said nothing. "I'm telling you, hyung, everything suddenly closed on me, shut down, everything. I don't understand -"
"Just buy a subscription to one of those PC cleaning things, instead of having to come to me every day, bothering me with your meddlesome idiotic requests-oh forget it, just login."
Jimin typed in his password, then Yoongi literally yanked the computer out of his hands and set to work. Jimin was about to add another detail to his explanation, but Yoongi shot him a look even before he started out. Yoongi glared at the screen as he pulled up the browser window, and thus the relentless tap-tapping of keys ensued, and would continue for another hour or so. Jimin knew the way Yoongi worked, and absentmindedly played a game on his phone. Half way though his game, however, Yoongi interrupted him.
"You were trying to download something," he stated. Jimin's eyes grew wide. "The file's large and takes up a lot of your data. It took a while to download, and crashed toward the end. You tried to do it again but the same thing happened. Right?"
Jimin nodded, his eyes the size of dinner plates.
"So I am curious to see why it didn't work -"
"Don't!" Jimin cried, face flushed and eyes even wider than before. He reached out and clamped down on Yoongi's hand. Yoongi looked up, one eyebrow raised, confusion written across his face. Jimin's shaky voice persisted. "It's okay, I only wanted to know what caused everything to close down on me. You don't need to open it."
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