"Hey Kellin what's up? You haven't been yourself lately." Said Reptile after school the next day.
"You don't know shit about me." I spat, as I applied more eyeliner.
"When the hell did Pete Wentz get here!" Laughed the giraffe, almost choking on the banana he was eating.
"I don't know what's up with him, maybe it's a phase." Said Reptile as he looked at me worriedly.
"It's not a phase, this is the real me." I said as I pulled out a cigarette and started smoking.
"I'm worried about you man, what changed?" Said reptile as I dramatically blew smoke into their faces.
The giraffe coughed because of the smoke and started choking on the banana. I sighed as it reminded me of the times I would choke on Vic's banana. I missed him so much and it had only been 7 hours.
"Oily Skyes changed me. I should be thankful."
"I thought we told you to stay away from him." Said the giraffe.
"I do what I want. I'm even joining his band." I said as I crossed my arms to show my rebellious side.
"What's it called?" They both asked.
"Bring me the porn." I answered. They were about to say something but suddenly Vic appeared, interrupting us.
"Hey Kellin, I need to talk to you." He said as he pulled me away from the others.
"What?"
"I missed you so much and I'm so sorry for breaking up with you." He apologised.
"Oh Vic! I missed you so much too! Let's never breakup again!" I said, immediately accepting his apology.
"You don't even know how horny I've been! I even tried to replace you with Jayme but-"
"But what?" I asked, knowing it was because he only loves me.
"His dick game was too weak."
