Puppy Love

Chapter 1: Dafq?

Yuneri's POV:

My name is yuneri hano... I don’t have any characteristics or traits that are interesting enough to describe about myself at the moment but I guess you'll know more about me (and my complicating life) as you go on reading...

it’s the first day of class today...I entered the gates of my new school: Saba high school, an exclusive all boys' school . I'm so nervous right now. My heart... is pounding like crazy! Like... dafq? It’s not it’s my first time to go to school, but... A school full of boys... and I'm a gamer, well, I know what you’re thinking right now... 'Isn’t it normal for boys to be gamers?' well ,as far as I could see it, from my 'entering the school' to 'walking around the corridors', these guys are like...total smart-asses. I didn’t really gave a single f*ck about them. But I know I'll just be made fun of.  

(I was innocently walking and I bumped into a group of tough looking guys.... Two of them had their looong hair styled up like a Mohawk (horn of a unicorn) and one had a big mouth. He almost looked like a cartoon character. Dafq. I apologized to them but they told me that I had the vision of a dog since I bumped them out of nowhere, and not to mention but they told me I looked like one too as well. Dafq.) 

On my way to my classroom, I bumped into ANOTHER guy...a monkey looking guy... Well, I’m not trying to be mean but... he did look like a monkey. Like dafq? His moustache is so hairy. But, I felt sparks after touching his shoulder with mine. Maybe it's just the effects of static electricity? I like Physics. I reached my room and the moment I opened the door, I saw him. I fucking saw him. There. Just...sitting by the window. It's him. Monkey looking guy. He's in my fucking class. He's my fucking classmate...and again, dafq. I snapped out of my thoughts as Santuri-sensei entered the class. I know him because he's the father of my ex, Tekai Santuri. He saw me and gave me a death glare because he HATES me and thinks that I'M the one who broke up with Tekai. And I'm like dafq? She broke up with me! So anyway, Santuri-sensei assigned us to our respective seats and I happen to sit next to the guy I bumped into earlier found out that his name was Batari since sensei called us by our names. And to my other side was this annoying cat like guy named m=Michi. Why cat-like? he's sneaky, and not to mention but, he's kinda acts all moe. that’s really weird for a boy to act like that. I’d rather call him by last name. His name is way too feminine like. 'mochizuki kun'...yeah...that’s better. And not a single fuck was given that day... That lunch, I was walking through the hallway and saw Mochizuki with two guys; I think their names were Ineri and Solimuro. To be honest, I think they're all feminine like. i mean, their body structure is that of a female! ... gayyyy... but they look tough though (they really fucking do!),and suspicious. as if they’re watching your every move. Still gay...  

"Oi! Yuneri!"  

I turned to see a guy-holy shit it's Arik-kun! It's my fucking childhood friend who I haven't seen in 6 fucking years! He still hasn't change. He's still small. LOL. He approached me with a large smirk on his face. His eyes were as feminine as always and I think he's gay... I'm fucking kidding. (im not)  

"Oh hi Arik..." 

I greeted him boredly with a small wave.  

"I haven't seen you in a while!"  

He smacked my butt. Dafq?! WHERE’S MY CHASTITY?! NOOOO… COME BACK…

 I slapped him back giving him an annoyed glare while he laughed at me.  

"So, what brings you in Saba? Are you here to expose your gayness?"  

He joked. HAHA. So funny I could die.  

"Shut up" I slapped his face.  

"y...you STUPID DOG!!!" he yelled at me.  

Now he sounds like a familiar cartoon character...that guy who hates Courage the cowardly dog. 

"Anyway, let's place ace attorney sometime at my house"  

"Why not today?" 

"I'm going to fucking play with Nerizuka you fucker!"  

dafq is his problem?  

"See you retard!"  

He disappeared while I gave him the middle finger. He did the same, with both of his hands. I did it with my own two hands as well.

(short) Bitch.

...

I was walking home when I stepped on shit…

Ah, shit.

Stupid shitty shits who have nothing to do but do shit all day. Seriously. Why so shitty? Well, they are shit anyway.

I groaned miserably and tried to wipe the shit of my shoe and passed by a playground. Oh look there’s a faucet there! Imma wash my foot. I after I rinsed my shoe from the shit, I glanced at the ground, catching my attention was... a (nice smelling) chewy dog bone toy by the sand box...having the urge to get it, I went to it and WAS about to pick it up when this kid took it and yelled at me. 

"GET LOST LOSER!"

dammit...

That Bitch...

I wanted it sooo badly (i happen to have a bone fetish...)

After that tragic moment I decided to sit on the swing. Just spacing out... when suddenly I heard a noise. it sounded like squeaky metal bars. It was fcking annoying so i got up and decided to find where the source of that sound was from. I glanced at the whole park and what caught my eye was the monkey bars... and dafq? i saw someone there...it was Batari from my class. He was hanging at the monkey bars like a real monkey... dafq? He was swinging too, and not just swinging-he was...working out! Those muscles of his... wait it's biceps. So big. Dammit I can’t stop staring. Wait...Ugh-what am I saying? I shook my head and went home (so much for my 'being alone' time). I didn’t seem to care about the surroundings at that moment, but then... BAM! I was hit by a bicycle and it sent me out flying, and thus, making me crash to the trash can. Dafq!!! And I saw a cat... i had the urge to chase it but I chose not to, instead, i decided to yell at the guy who hit me. 

"OI!! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME" 

I howled with all my might. Like a dog… (arf)

"Oh sorry"  

I heard the voice of the guy as I moved my head away from the trash can and tried to regain my sanity. but i couldnt accept a simple 'sorry' just like that...

I snapped...

"YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH--"i stuttered a bit as i noticed that...it was Batari. i was surprised...and shoked! ...it was really him! Dafq is he doing here?!  

"What are you doing here?" I asked. 

"Dafq... is that even a question? I live here!" 

Dafq? I looked to my left to and noticed two houses just beside each other. Then i just realized that...we were near MY house. mine was at the right, and i just moved in there so im still not really familiar with the neighbourhood and sht ... but...right now...i think i somehow get what’s happening...im starting to understand. Wait.... dafq am i saying?! but before i could conclude anything...i asked... (hoping that i don’t get a 'yes' for an answer)  

"Y-you live there?" I pointed at the house that was next to mine... 

"Duh" he rolled his eyes. 

Well...his answer was close enough to a 'yes'...it had the same meaning anyway... but seriously...WTF. i...live really near his house. He's... my fucking neighbour. In this fucking neighbourhood....once again, dafq.....................