You call his girlfriend a whore

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For some reason you never liked Mikey's new girlfriend you were never sure why till one day you put your finger on it while mike was at the studio recording his parts for sounds good feels good he asked Monica to baby sit you which she said she would what he didn't bank on was her having another guy in the house and you witnessing them doing it in his bed. Being 5 years old you don't quite understand what's going on but you do know its naughty because Michael told you what adults do in bed with each other is naughty and you were willing to grass her up being clever cunning and sneaky like Mikey you found her mobile and being as you watched Mikey on his mobile you found the record button you place the phone in Mikey's room and left it to record everything.

It was lunch time you were a sleep on the sofa got bored of watching the Disney channel and the guy had left there was a sudden click of the door signalling Mikey was home you ran to him yelling "Mikey Mikey Mikey"
"Hey squirt how did you behave for Monica"
"I was good she was naughty"
"What do you mean bug"
"She did naughty thing only adults do but not with you"
Monica seem to have heard you "she doesn't know what's she saying hey babe"
"Yeah I do follow me Mikey"
You dragged Mikey to the mobile and saw it was recording he stopped it and played it and he heard everything but not before telling you to cover your ears
" Mikey does that mean your girlfriend is a whore"
"Squirt where did you learn such a word"
"Uncle Ashton he was playing a song"
"Squirt I'm going to stop you right there because I think I know what song he was playing"
Mikey rang ash
Ring ring ring
After three rings Ashton picked up
"Hey Mikey what's up"
"What's up have you been playing panic at the disco round my 5 year old little sister"
"Why"
"Why she's called my now ex girlfriend a whore"
"Oh that yeah sorry man won't happen again"
"No your right it won't"
"But you got to admit mate Y/N has appoint so what happened"
"Yeah she has a point my now ex was having sex with someone else in my bed it's going to take ages to wash those sheets but thanks to my clever little sister I would have never found out".
"Go her me and Luke knew"
"How"
"She did Calum before you mate"
"God talk about working though the band"
"Say that again g2g see you for band practice"
"Yeah bye".

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