okay this is kinda random. I also want to say soz for any spelling mistakes i make !!!!!
anyhoo ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Merlin but u will be the first 2 know if i do ;) All copyright goes to the BBCect ect.
This is during Season 3 tho maybe bits of Beason 2.
It had been a long day in camelot. 3 executions 2 guards somehow killed and somehow the kingdom was(according to Uther) under attak by the forces of evil. So any usual day in Camelot thought Arthur. Then he passed the "Rising Sun" which was the Free House (Tavern) in Camelot. After everything today surly he deserved a quike drink. Casting a look he saw his man servant, Merlin, run up to him.
"You need to get to your chambers for dinner... Sire" He added in for politness
"Its been a long day Merlin, I want a drink" The prince stated
"Are you sure thats the right idea?" Questioned Merlin
"Are you questioning my judgment Merlin?"He said in mock anger
"No..its just-" but Arthur cut him off
"If your so worried the come in with me" Arthur Offered. Seeing that its probobly the only way he was going to insure Arthurs safty he agreed to tag along
so they entered the Tavern...
A couple of Hours later
The door of the Court Physitions(i kno i spelt in wrong) chambers suddenly opened and then a rush of (out of tune) singing distrumrd his ears. The sight that entered Guiases' vision was... well weird. Merlin was carrying the future King of Camelot while he sang various songs sometimes forgeting the lines then starting a new one
"Guias, I need something that will make him sobre and quikley" Guias quikly glanced at the drunken Prince and set to work finding a Drunk-Me-Not potion. After a couple of minuites he said:
"Here, sire, take this in one go" but the prince refused so after a while Merlin forced it down him and then the prince collapsted.
"What...?" Merlin questioned
"Dont worry he will come round in a few minuites" Assured Guias "and in the mean time, we can enjoy a roast" then Giuas placed a plate of food on the oak table
"A what?" Inquired Merlin
"Its some chicken roasted and some potatos cooked and some carrots to accompny it and last but not least a compound that it made into a liqiud named... Gravy. Come, try some" Merlin sat down and eargerly awaited Guias to serve it up. The gravy swirled around the food and, not stopping to look at what he was shovling in his mouth, tucked in.
A great smell moved quikly into Arthurs nosrols causing him to wake up. He saw Merlin and Guias chatting and eating some sort of food. He stumach rumbled and thinking of nothing but food asked :
"What is that" He gave both men a jump
"Oh sire your awake" Stated Guias
"Well... its called a roast." Said Merlin and seeing no change in the Princes' inquizitive look carried on " It some Chicken thats roasted... Thats where it got its name from"
"I wouldnt have guessed" Arthur said sarcasticlty. Pretending nothing had happened, Merlin carried on.
"some cooked potato some carrots and not forgeting Gravy"
"What the hell is gravy" shouted Arthur getting anoyed that Merlin knew more than him
"Its like a liquid you eat with other food and you dont drink it"
"Here we have some left... If you want any" Guias told him. Looking at the sizling meat he agreed and soon found him self tucking into a a big meal sitting next to merlin
After several Minuites of chatting and eating (and merlin complaining about Arthurs poor table manners) the door burst open and in entered to woman. One was tall and abviously high in the court due to the fanciness of her dress and the obvious time it must have taken on her hair That was Morgana. Then there was another who was slightly smaller and had dark skin. Her little dress was torn and patched up in parts. She was Gwen and Morgana's Maid. They both had looks of horror when they saw the future king sitting and laughing next to merlin and eating some sort of food
"What is it Morgana" Kindley asked Guias.
"Well, me Gwen and I where just coming to collect my sleeping draught when we smelled a amazing smell. Do you know what the cause is?"explained Morgana
"Its called a roast" Exclaimed Merlin.
"A roast is..." Said gwen
"Its some Chicken roasted... thats where it got its name from" Explained Merlin. Morgana rolled her eyes.
"Its also with some With some Veggtables and Potatoes and Gravy" finnished Arthur with his mouth full
"Not helping" Said morgana exadurating the helping part
"Gravy like liquid you put over food and it tastes amazing"
"Go on have some" Urged Merlin. Giving in, the 2 woman agreed.
Then a few minuites later the door burst open again. It was Morgause.
"Sister you are late for our meeting in the forest to discuss evil plans!!" She exclaimed
"I am so sorry but i was distracted by this buitiful plate of meat"
"its called a roast" Piped up Gwen
"A what.."
" A roast its like meat roasted-" But Morgana was interupted by Merlin
"Thats where it got its name from" Every one just rolled their eyes
"Carry on sister" Urged Morgause
"Well it has Chicken which is roasted" Merlin didnt say anything and Morgana continued "with some potatoes and some veggies and a luiqud you put over food to make it tast nicer called Gravy."
"We have some left if you want it" Invited Arthur. She nodded and made her way to the table.
When they had all finnished Morgana and Morgause where the first to leave.
"That was splendid but we do have evil plans to consider" Said Morgana
"No doubt I will be seeing you soon Arthur" Said morgause and, hurridly, they left.
"I have some chores to do before Morgana gets back" Said Gwen and then she too left
"Well, that was lovley, your a great chef Guias. Merlin i need to see you bright and early we are going on a hunting trip" Pestered Arthur
"Yes Sire" Said Merlin and Arthur turned and left
"Well..." Said Guias
"Well..." Said Merlin
WOW that was one awkward silence
I did warn you it was Random. So hoped u enjoy amd I will be posting more serious stories on here later but if u liked theis one tell me and ill make some non-serious ones
okay well chow for now
