(Y/N) opened her eyes to find she was in a dark place .
"Where am I?" (y/n) said groggily.
Suddenly, (y/n) saw visions of purple. Then something red and hot, possibly fire.
Then, out of nowhere an explosion.
(y/n) felt something hit her head, rendering her unconscious.
"(Y/N)? (Y/N)!!!" voices shouted.
I aM cOmInG
(Y/N) woke up, gasping, she looked at her clock, seeing it was 10:00 am.
She groaned.
"Ugh...me...want...FOOD"
Finally, after 30 minutes debating whether Charlie the Unicorn can do magic or if he is a normal horse with a horn and if she should get up and listen to her survival instinct, (y/n) rolled out of bed and did her morning routine (sliding her butt across the floor all the way to the bathroom, showering, doing everything she does in the morning, etc.)
(Y/N) le remembered her parents left yesterday on a business trip. Which means she either she has to make breakfast or go and eat out somewhere. (somewhere...over the rainbow...)
Since she was lazy, (y/n) decided to go out.
(Y/N) decided (which The Author strongly advised against) to go and eat at... Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria...
As (y/n) walked to Freddy's, her mind drifted back to your dream, no, scratch that, nightmare.
(Y/N) tried to shrug it of, after all, it was only a nightmare, right?
Or is it~
(Y/N) stopped dead in her tracks.
Nah, its just the wind, she thought.
What if its not~
(Y/N) stopped again.
"OMG! ALIENS ARE TRYING TO CONTROL MY MIND!!!"
She was looking around for the nearest tin foil hat.
An elderly couple looked in (y/n) direction.
"Teenagers" they said, walking as far away as they can from (y/n)
No you stupid girl!~
"Who are you and what do you want from me!?"
The voice seemed to have a tint of what seemed to be a British accent.
Nothing, maybe your sanity~
"Just to clarify, I don't think I have sanity"
You think?~
With that, the voice disappeared.
(Y/N) continued to walk to the pizzeria
"Aliens, definitely aliens"
***
As (y/n) walked in, she was greeted by the fresh scent of pizza. She found a table near the stage. After she sat down, she started to take in her surroundings. The animatronics were on stage, doing one of their lil' songs.
They were lots of families and children running around.
I wish mum and dad were here... (y/n) thought.
Then, a waitress walked over.
"Good morning and welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria! My name is Tessa (change if your name is Tessa) What would you like to order?" Tessa said cheerily.
"Mornin' too! I would like..."
(Y/N) scanned the menu.
"(Favorite pizza topping) pizza please and some (favorite drink) please"
"Your order will arrive shortly, thank you"
Tessa walked away to the kitchen.
"Well she was cheerful" (y/n) commented.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Mr. Fazbear, your boss, appeared.
"Miss (l/n)! Can you please do a favor for me?" Mr. Fazbear looked desperate.
"Sure boss, what is it?" (y/n) said, trying to sound formal and not crazy as possible.
"I'm sorry to disturb you Miss (l/n) but a waitress didn't come in today so I was wondering if you could fill in for her since its packed today"
"Sure boss! An extra shift can do do no harm, plus I don't really have anything to do today"
"Great! Thank you!" Mr.Fazbear smiled and as he was about to go to his office, he stopped.
"Oh, I almost forgot, you will also get a bonus" dad that he walked to his office.
"Thank you Mr. Fazbear!" (y/n) called after.
(Y/N) found that her food was served and Tessa was about to walk back to the kitchen.
"Tessa, I was wondering if you can fit me into a waitress uniform?"
"Sure! Follow me!"
As Tessa helped (y/n), the mysterious animatronic watched (y/n)
"Hmm, waitress by day, night guard by night, she really is clueless" the animatronic tutted.
"But thats okay, because it makes my job easier~"
It disappeared.
***
"Hello and welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria! What would you like to order?" (y/n) said cheerily, just like Tessa."I would like pepperoni pizza and some lemonade, please"
"Your order will arrive shortly!" (y/n) said, skipping to the kitchen and placing the order.
Skipping like a child?~
"Stop it stupid voice in my head"
Ouch, that really hurts~
"Why do you bother me anyways?" (y/n) said, picking up plates from a table which a family just left from.
To torment you, but it seems like it doesn't have any effect on you~
"Ya think?" (y/n) said, washing the dishes.
No need to be snappy~
"You know, your good company for being a voice in my head"
I guess you were right about not having sanity~
"Are you actually real?"
Yes, of course~
"Then why won't you talk to me like a real and normal person does"
Because it wouldn't be as cool...are you even sure I'm a person?~
"......What are you then?......" (y/n) said, pausing from what she was doing.
Here is the deal~
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Ta da! A big fat chapter just for you guys! What do you think is the deal that the mysterious animatronic was going to offer? Find out in the next chapter! (which I already wrote with the good old fashioned pencil and paper) Bye! WOOF!~Wolf
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The Night Guard (FNAF x Female! Reader)
Humor(y/n) (l/n), a 15 year old girl with a sassy, snappy and sarcastic attitude. Sure, she has brains, but does not put them to use. One day, her mum got fed up and demanded, yes, demanded her to get to a job for the summer. She decided to be The Night...