1- You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying a conversation in english.
2- You make over $250,000 and still can't afford a house.
3- Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.
4- You can taste the diffrencr between Sumatra and Ethopian coffee beans.
5- You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones.
6- The guy wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS Gorge Clooney.
7- A low speed persuit will interupt ANY Tv brodcast.
8- It's sprinkling outside so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-realated accidents.
9- You AND your dog have therapists.
10- A really great parking space can move you to tears.
