fools.

chapter nine

i'm a lil tipsy aye

i'll explain why in the a/n

if this chapter doesn't make sense, blame it on the alcohol

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"faster!"

"i'm trying!"

"not hard enough! come on, my grandma can go faster!"

"be careful!"

so here they were crowded around a glass table, playing jenga. fucking jEnGA!! namjoon was not expecting this at all. he was ready to get the booty, but it was not ready for him.

he tried to carefully remove the block from it's place, but since namjoon is the god of destruction, the tower fell and took his dreams with it. he let out a cry of anguish as jin cheered.

"you lose," he laughed at the defeated male. "for the 5th consecutive time!"

"can't we play something else?" namjoon whined. it was the 5th time he asked. he would ask every time he lost because he had come to terms that he sucked at this stupid tower game.

"only because it's sad to see you lose every time." jin stated, standing up and heading to the hall closet, where he kept all of his board games. "you have to clean up your mess though!"

namjoon groaned because the blocks where everywhere and it took effort to pick up the pieces. he stood up and began picking up the blocks for jin's sake.

"only for you, seokjin. if it was anyone else, i would've said 'hell nah fam'." he mumbled, placing the blocks in their little plastic home. he muttered again under his breath. "no one can tell me what to do except for my momma and jin, other than that i run this shit."

"you alright, joon?" jin asked the male who was whispering to himself, angrily. namjoon froze and turned around with a tight smile on his face.

"i'm fine," he began picking up the missing blocks. "i was just rapping. dropping some bars y'know?"

"yeah...i guess." jin smiled, pulling something from behind his back. "it's a good thing i have this then?"

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ALRIGHT KILL ME LATER BUT STORY TIMR!!

okay so i went out with the fam to applebee's to celebrate my grandma's 59th birthday and my uncle ordered her an alcoholic beverage (for the 2nd year in a row she had a margarita the last time and i may or may not have had a sip of that)

ANYWAYs, he orders her some fruity beverage, it was purplish and that thing was hUGE but my sister and i wanted to taste it so we did and that shit tasted like some stale fruit juice..it was nasty but i still drank it and i still ate a fruit that was in it

let's just say lime's don't taste that great :-)

i also may or may not have written another story lmao