SibLiNGs

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Okay, siblings.

I, for one, cannot stand my siblings.

My big brother, who is two years older than me, acts like he's 10 years younger. My little sister, 4 years younger than me, is the devil with long eyelashes, dimples, and the curliest hair you've ever seen. THEY ARE THE MOST ANNOYING THINGS THAT CAN EVEN BE. LIKE KILL ME WITH A FORK I CANNOT DEALLLLLL.

I'm sure everyone here with siblings understand my pain. They are the most bi polar beings in the world. For instance- you can persuade them to not rat you out for going to McDonalds after school when you were supposed to be home, but then your parents are waiting for you at the door with a freshly warm belt and a hose to add to the pain.

WHO DO YOU THINK RATTED YOU OUUUTTTTTT?

There may be some times when they come in handy. Like asking for a drink when you don't feel like getting up. Or when your in the bathroom and in desperate need of a new toilet paper roll, because your hanging dingleberry is getting oddly cold and is itching your butt skin.

Siblings, especially younger ones, get free rides on lots of things you ant pull off.

You- "mom, when can I have a phone?"

Mom- "when you're in middle school and I start to love you enough to waste my money on something you're going to use."

                    -MIDDLE SCHOOL-
 
You-  *gets first ever flip phone* "yay! My first phone!"

Jealous little sibling, who's in pre-k- mommy, can I have one too? Big sissy has one and I love the colors!"

Obviously a mom who loves the slightly cuter and younger sibling more- " sure, honey! We'll go to the Apple Store and get you the iPhone 7, and some extra expensive accessories! I never liked your sister as much as you anyway. But "I don't play favorites!*wink wink*"

This has happened to me. My parents tell me I can't get something I want and I have to wait. But my little sister comes in, and gets the better version of something, even though they're lots of years younger.

Comment if this has ever happened to you! Stay feisty,

-Arianna

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 26, 2016 ⏰

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