Ninja

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Why does everyone in my school think I'm a ninja?
I ask.
"They say that because your Japanese"
IM 1/4 JAPANESE MAN
I CANT RUN FOR SHIT
yes I have fast reflexes.
Yes I'm sneaky
Yes I can get into small places
BUT
I CANT RUN
I CANT SO FLIPS
I CANT DO BASICS

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