(Karolyn's POV)
I woke up to the sound of "The Drug in me is you" remembering that the stereo was still on. "Holy shit!" I shouted, and fumbled with the remote before being able to pause the music. "6:30, what the fuck?!". "I'll make a vlog" I said, picking up my camera. I laid back on my pillow and pressed record. "Sup bros, hoes, and mofos? It's 6:30 in the morning, and I'm wide awake to make a video for you guys!" I got up and walked to the kitchen, picking up pancake mix and holding it up. "The only good thing to wake up to. Pancakes, biatch!" I pretended to lick the packet in a sexy way. "You now know how much pancakes turn me on" I winked at the camera. Pouring the mixture into the pan I was frying them. "Okay I'm gonna set this down here so you can see me fail at flipping these.... Three.. Two... ONE!" I flipped the pancakes and caught it. "FUCK YEAH!!!" I screamed, and punched the air, almost dropping the pan. "Nope!" I steadied my hand. "I'm gonna go, because I'm the messiest eater in the world. Stay sexy my mofos!" I did a thumbs-up at the camera, and stopped recording. I finished making the pancakes, and once I'd finished eating, I let out a manly burp. "Oh, shit" I burped, then started laughing. "I CAN BURP MY MOTHER FUCKING ABC'S!" I laughed "Hellz yeah!" and fell off my chair. "Oww fuck!" I stood up, and stretched. "Well I'm awake enough, let's publish this" I had just finished uploading, and I went to check my comments.
Sitting back on my chair "Wow, that's a lot of 'Marry me'.." I sighed. "REJECT ALL THE PROPOSALS!" I did my meme impression. "Let's check my email for fanmail.." I logged onto my fanmail account, and after checking about 200 mails with fanart, I found one email that stood out... "What the fuck?" I clicked it and read aloud.
"Dear Karolyn, I've seen that you do youtube videos, and after the first one I saw, I was immediately a fan. You pwn their asses! Do you do fan meet-ups? From: A fan". I soon replied.
Dear bro, hoe, or mofo-
Thank you! You sure kick-ass too :D Yes, I do fan meet-ups, but I prefer to be a vampire, and stay indoors. Too warm for me..
Karolyn
I soon heard the inbox beep." Did they just-??" Yep. I read through this one "Dear Karolyn- Why not meet up at your apartment? I'm not the biggest fan of going out in public, for personal reasons.. I hope you understand.. From: A mofo" I replied as soon as possible
Dear Mofo-
As long as you aren't a serial killer, sure! :) Is friday good for you? I don't know where you live, so if you need to get a plane or anything to get over here. My Adress is 15b, Garnet Road, London. Near the big cathedral-thingy.
-Karolyn
I got a reply. "Yeah I'm a few hundred miles away, I should be able to get here on Friday, just need to cancel something. From: A Mofo"
Another fan meet-up. This should be interesting. They didn't even say who they were. I facepalmed. "How could I have been so fucking stupid?!" I screamed, and hit my head on the keyboard, and left it there, leaving a trail of g's on my url bar. I got up and started pacing, thoughts like 'I don't even know who they are!" and 'What if they're an obsessive fan like last time?' and 'Should I email them and say that I can't?' I eventually just got dressed and sighed "Fuck it, I have knives". I straightened and teased my hair, then did my makeup. "Fucking eyeliner" I said, using a damp cloth to take it off for the 3rd time. "This time I'm doing it right" and I made my hand as steady as possible. "AHA!" I shouted, and walked out of the door, taking my phone with me. "Time to buy a game" I thought, and walked to the shops. "Let's see..." I said, walking through the games section.. Sims 3. On the outside I kept a straight face, but on the inside, I was screaming "FUCK YESS!" I picked it up and handed it to the till, trying to hold in my happiness until I got home.
As soon as I got home, I started dancing like a crazy person. "TIME TO MAKE A VIDEO!" I shouted. After I'd finished the video and uploaded it, I checked through more fan-mail. 3 hours of marvelling at fanart later, I realized it was 10pm. "shit!" I said. I got changed into shorts and a baggy t-shirt and got ready for an all-night Harry Potter film marathon, ending up falling asleep in the middle of the 3rd movie.
