I woke up to the alarm buzzing. "shut the hell up" I moaned, and as I looked up to press the snooze button, to realise that it was friday. "FUCK ME!" I half-shouted, and jumped out of bed. "Shitshitshitshit!" I said, rummaging around for a t-shirt, and eventually settled on the Falling In Reverse T-shirt I got at a concert. I slipped on a pair of skinny jeans, and brushed my hair. I popped open a can of monster energy, and took a drink, I was through half of the can, when I heard a knock on my door... They're here. I fixed my top, and went to look through the peep-hole of my apartment door. I looked back, and blinked. 'Is this really who I think it is?' I think to myself. I stop myself from shouting "SON OF A BASTARD!". I quickly changed my computer background, and opened the door to see Ronnie Radke at my front doorstep. "Are you sure you got the right place?" I asked him, still stood there in disbelief. "This is 15b, Garnet road, and you're Karolyn, right?" He smiled, revealing a row of perfect teeth. "Am I high on caffeine? Or are you actually stood at my doorstep?" I asked. "No" he laughed. "You're not high. This is me." he smiled again. "O...kay!" I said, and walked in "You may enter the bear pit, be careful you don't step on any cans" I said. He dodged a can of monster energy, then sat on the sofa. "So...... Do you want a drink?" I asked, making sure they don't hear that I'm nervous. "Sure! What you got?" he asked. "Monster energy, water, juice, milk, tea" I said. "Tea, how British" he laughed. "Nah, I'll have a monster energy" he said. "Catch" I said, tossing him the can. He only just caught it. "I'm glad I didn't ask for tea" he laughed. I sat down on the other side of the sofa, finishing my drink, then burping really loud. "Holy shit, sorry" I said fast.. Too fast. "That's nothing" he laughed, and burped louder. "You win" I said. "Yep" he smirked. "Didn't think of you to be a fan" I smiled, once I'd finished laughing. "Yep, I'm the sexiest fan you have" he winked. "You heard that.." I trailed off. "Yep" he smiled. I scratched the back of my neck nervously. "haha, it's no problem. I get that a lot. The fan-mail I get is worse, don't worry.", "I'll take your word for it" I said, with a tinge of redness on my face I didn't let him see.
He sat back. "You make gaming videos"he said. I nodded. "I find your Amnesia videos hilarious, and kinda scary. The band agree". Fuck. You watch them with your band?" I gulped. "Yep. They were all falling on the floor laughing once they heard you say that". I went red. "You got a little... there.." he pointed to my red cheeks. "Shit!" I facepalmed. He started laughing. "haha, yep" he was laughing so much by the time he finished that, he couldn't get a word in.. Holy god his laugh's adorable.. Woah-woah, Karolyn, shut up!!!. "All that aside, I might make a video later. Are you happy being in it?" I asked. "Why not?" he said. "what are we playing?" he finished. "Slender". "Oh shit" he said. "Ronnie Radke, the most badass singer in the world, is scared?" I smirked. "Maybe..." he said. "You okay with playing?" I asked again. "Yeah, I don't mind being scared" he said bravely, though his eyes said he was really scared. "Okay then. Let's get filming!"
We made rapefaces at the camera and I pressed record. "Aha.. How's it going, bros and mofos..? Oh, I see you're busy watching the very special guest we have here! You're betraying me!" I mocked sadness. "nah, I'm joking. But yes, you might know him, you might not.. Why not introduce yourself, you crazy mofo?" I asked. "My name is Ronnie Radke! Do you know me?" he pretended to listen to the 'audience'. "You don't? I will rape you.". "Charming" I cut in. "Nah, I'm joking, but I will be hiding under your bed with a chainsaw" he smiled. "So, Ronnie, what are we playing today?" I smiled at him. "We are playing SLENDER.." he laughed and made horror noises at the screen. "You're scaring them before we even started playing" I laughed. "Oh, sorry" he sat back. "So, I'm controlling where we walk, this crazy biatch will be controlling where the camera is" I announced. "You ready for scary?" I said, and turned off the lights. "Oh shit" he said. "LET'S PLAY!" I shouted. "Okay, we need to find the first page" I said. "Here we gooo!" he replied. It wasn't long until we found the first page. "Leave me alone" I whispered. "I don't think so Mr. Slender. I'm a RAPIST" Ronnie did another rapeface. I threw my head back in laughter. We started walking towards the tunnel "My dick doesn't even fit in that bitch" he said. I facepalmed and tried to hold in my laughter. Another page "Yeah motherfuckers!" We high-fived. "Shit gets really intense when you're 4 pages in" I said. "Okay. Now I'm afraid" He mocked fear. "aww" I said and continued walking. Soon we had 5 pages. "Guys we're 5 pages into the game and shit's starting to get real" Ronnie said. "Bro, we need to go to the house, and fuck up that slender-guy" I smiled. "Okay!" he said, and walked in. Slender was on the other side of the corridor "SHIT RUN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!" I screamed. "No, he only wants a hug!" Ronnie laughed maniacally, and controlled us running towards him. Game over. "You did that on purpose!" I said. "I thought he wanted a hug!" he smiled. "You are such a faggot!" I laughed. "You are the biggest faggot asshole who ever faggoted"I said and and started hitting his shoulder. "I'm too straight and sexy for that" he winked. "Fair enough" I winked back, and turned to face the camera. "We hope you liked this video! Subscribe, and be a sexy mofo. Not as sexy as this mofo next to me" I smirked at the camera. "Don't forget that I might be in more than one video of hers, so stay posted and subscribe bitch... because who doesn't want to see some o' this?" He started to take his shirt off, and I stopped him, and started laughing. "No moobs on camera please" I said. "See you next episode, but until then, stay sexy!" We winked at the camera and I stopped recording, then high-fived.
"Holy shit, it's 11pm!" he shouted after we'd finished editing the video and uploaded it. "Crap. Next flight isn't till next week. Mind if I borrow the sofa?" he said. "As long as you don't drink all the energy drink" I smiled. I went to the bathroom, brushed my teeth, and changed into a baggy t-shirt and shorts. I went into the next room to find him laying flat out on the sofa. "Night" I said. "Night" he mumbled, and I went to bed, turning the light off on the way.
