Demon Child (Gravity Falls Fanfic) On Hold

2- Are You Mommy?

  "BILL?!?!?!?!?!"  Mabel and Dipper exclaimed in unison.   They both just stared at the baby who claimed to be Bill and slowly backed away. 

"How... Why... Is this even possible Dipper?"  Mabel stuttered, glancing back at Bill who was currently occupied with his fingers.  Dipper shushed her silently and just peered intently at the youngster before them.  Mabel picked up a stick that was lying around and cautiously poked baby Bill in the stomach.  He stopped playing with his fingers and gave Mabel a devious smile.

"Pwain is hawaious!!!"  Bill "cackled"  but it came out to sound more like a giggle.  He continued to laugh until he started to cough.  "*Cough Cough*  You meatswacks are no matcht to mwy infanate powah!"  Bill pouted, trying to form a frown, as he looked at Mabel.  A faint blue glow formed in his hands.  Then he gazed upon Dipper and a smile formed across his face.  "Are you mwy mommy?"  Bill curiously asked Dipper as he waddled closer to him, the blue glow disappearing.

"Ummm Bill?  Do you remember me?  I'm a guy first of all, and secondly, you're a dream demon who is millions upon millions of years old.  And why are you suddenly so young?  Do you remember anything?!?!"  Dipper blurted out to the miniature demon.  Bill just crossed his little chubby arms and pouted once again, this time, staring directly at Dipper.

"Wheal, awl I know is dat I am 5 years old and pwain is hawaious!  I'm mischievous and I whuv Bipper.  I awso don't like Mabel at awl."  Bill said in a know-it-all kind of tone, telling the Pines all about himself.  "I cast a spwell and it caused me to becowum this young.  Prease take care of me Bipper!"  He tilted his head to one side and tried to look adorable.

"I'll take care of you Bill, but just when you're a child.  When the spell or whatever you did wears off, you're out of the shack and you can't bother me again with your "personal" problems.  When you take residence at the Mystery Shack, you can't harm any of my family or friends and you can't plot against us.  Understand?"  Dipper finished firmly, with his hand extended outwards.

"Deal," Bill confirmed, also outstretching his hand, which was lit with blue fire, and shook Dipper's hand.  "Now will you prease carry me Bipper!"  Bill whined and motioned for Dipper to pick him up. 

Through the whole thing, Mabel just stood there and stared at what was happening.  When Dipper and Bill finalized the deal, Mabel pulled Dipper aside.  "Are you sure you want to do this?  This is Bill we're talking about.  He'll find a loophole in the deal you just made and do something terrible to you or me or just about anyone."  Mabel implored Dipper not to go through with the deal Dipper had made with Bill, but Dipper just brushed Mabel off.

"It will be fine Mabes, besides, Bill is only a baby.  How much harm can he possibly do?"  Dipper walked over to where Bill was and scooped him up.  Bill quietly snored in Dipper's arms and occasionally mumbled, "I wuv Bipper,".  Dipper and Mabel headed back to the shack and to their surprise, the Mystery Shack was at its closing time. 

"Yo Dipper, Mabel, what's up?  By the way, who's the baby?"  Dipper and Mabel walked up to their red-headed friend Wendy and told them all about what happened in the woods.  "Wow, you two are like, the mystery twins.  All the paranormal things are like, attracted to you two.  Well anyways, I gotta go home before... yeah never mind.  See ya tomorrow, maybe, possibly, I might not come to work.  I might stay home, go out with friends, the usual.  But keep that info just between us, kay?"  Wendy winked at the twins and headed towards home.

"I wonder if Soos is still at the shack, then we can introduce him to Bill.  Soos is always cool with these sort of things."  Mabel happily bounded towards the door and shouted Soos's name.  Dipper got to the shack shortly after Mabel, for he was carrying Bill, and to his surprise, Bill was a little bit heavy. 

"Sup hambone," Soos  messed with Mabel's hair.  "How's it hanging Dipper?  Whoa, who's the baby?  Are you dudes, like, babysitting or something?"

"Well, let's see, the baby is actually Bill.  You know, the evil triangle dude who went into Stan's mind.  So, Mabel and I were going on a monster hunt...,"

"AND YOU DAWGS CAUGHT BILL AND TURNED HIM INTO A LITTLE ONE, RIGHT?!?!"  Soos shouted out in excitement.  "I always knew you were cool, but that, makes you, like, awesome!"

"That isn't what happened Soos.  It isn't like I'm making this stuff up for fanfic or whatever to continue Gravity Falls.  That's just silly... and a bit creepy actually.  Anyways, we found Bill sobbing in some bushes and after making a deal with him..."

"You made a deal with that little monster?!?!  I thought you were smarter than that Dipper... shame, just shame."  Soos nodded his head in disagreement and took a step away from Dipper. 

"Geez Soos, will you ever let me finish?  As I was saying... what was I saying again?"  Dipper leaned closer to Mabel and she whispered where he had left off.  "Okay, now as I was saying, Bill and I made a deal that I would take care of him when he's in "baby form" in exchange for no harm to all of my family and friends.  So it looks like I'm stuck on parent duty until Bill becomes his usual self.  That's pretty much it."

"Oh, okay dawgs, that's cool and awesome.  But maybe, just maybe, don't tell Mr. Pines about Bill being a baby thing.  I'm pretty he would put him as a new attraction.  Just imagine, "World's Oldest Baby".  Have a good night dudes, see ya tomorrow!"  Soos walked out of the shack and immediately called Wendy, to tell her everything.  Dipper went upstairs to put Bill to bed and Mabel went to find Grunkle Stan. 

Dipper carefully and gently settled Bill on a spare mattress which he dragged from the closet where Mabel thought an invisible wizard lived.  Bill slept on the mattress so still, it would've appeared that the toddler was dead.  But Dipper knew Bill was just doing his job when he slept, so he didn't really fret over it.  Instead, Dipper went downstairs and plopped in front of the television and changed the channel to his favorite show, Ghost Harassers.  He felt his eyelids droop just the slightest and tried to fight the sleepiness that washed over himself, but eventually sleep won and he fell asleep.

Mabel bounced into the room running on 12 packets of Smile Dip and a few giant size handfuls of industrial sprinkles.  "Yo Dip-stick?  Whatcha watching?  Could I watch it with you...," her enthusiasm dropping quite  a bit as she saw Dipper "sleeping".  "DIIPPPPEEERRR!!!  WAKE UP!!!"  Mabel shook her brother violently while shouting in his ear.  Usually when she did that, he would wake up instantly, but this time, he stayed unconscious.  Bill came downstairs silently and saw Mabel abusing his mother.

"SHTOP THIS INSHTANT!  DO NOT HUWRT MY MOMMY!"  Bill screeched at Mabel, waddling faster down the stairs toward her.

"BILL!!  Bipper is in some sort of coma and he won't wake up!  Please help him!  If you care for him, you would check up on him."  Mabel quickly picked Bill up and carried him across the room to where Dipper was currently located.

"Awright, awright, let me see...  AHHHH!!!!!  IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!!  It's, it's, it's, it's, it's...,"  Bill stuttered, barely standing upright.

"It's what Bill?  What's wrong with Bipper?"

"He's being visited by another dreawm demon, one dat's related to bowf of us.  He's being visited by Alcor Cipher, my son and his demon self."

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CLIFFHANGER!!!  I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter (it was a bit lengthy and got off topic a little) and like and comment to show your appreciation!!  I really want to hear your ideas and what I should do in my story!  I kinda had writers block while I was writing this part  and I really would like it if I could hear your thoughts on this a story!

(I had to work on my laptop so I didn't have any emoji s or fancy things so I'm sorry.  When I tried to write it on my phone, it erased all my hard work and I had to start all over again and even then it deleted itself.  Ugh, first world problems, right?!?!