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league of hot dads is calling...

When Daichi pressed accept, his camera opened up to Kenji on his bed, laying next to Aone on his stomach. Oikawa was eating milkbread; no surprise there. Kuroo was laying on his stomach and Daichi saw Kenma in the corner, his head resting on Kuroo's lower back. Bokuto was buttoning his shirt up and he seemed to have a rather obvious bruise forming on his neck. Ushijima was sitting at his desk, looking as if he was in the middle of curing all the world's problems.

"... So," Daichi cleared his throat, settling himself nicely in his desk as he fixed his desk. "How is everyone?"

"Koganegawa won't stop fucking shit up." Kenji announced, looking at Aone, who was currently busying himself on his phone. "Stop putting your good food outside the house. Tubbs only eats the food outside the house."

"Tubbs?" Daichi asked, and he realized he really needed to research what was going on.

"Aone is playing a game called Neko Atsume."

"Mad Dog plays that game." Oikawa butted in through a mouthful of milkbread.

"How much of that shit do you eat on a daily basis?" Kuroo asked, and Kenma began to stir in the corner. Oikawa simply replied to Kuroo's statement with a middle finger, to which Kuroo responded with as well.

"Oikawa is like Tubbs!" Bokuto sang out, adjusting the collar of his shirt.

"Shut the fuck up, your hickey is still visible." Oikawa snapped, Bokuto flushing a light pink.

"Bro, are you blushing?" Kuroo asked, snickering quietly.

"Shut up!"

Daichi was carefully studying Ushijima. "Ushijima, are you okay?"

"I am..." Ushijima exhaled. "Drunk." And he lifted up his purple Shiratorizawa mug, spilling the contents of the mug onto his lap. "Oh."

"What were you drinking?" Daichi asked, like the caring Dad he was.

"Something called Absolut."

"Holy shit, dude. What did you drink it with?" Kuroo blinked, and Kenma woke up, settling himself next to Kuroo.

Ushijima blinked. "You're supposed to drink it with something?"

".... Oh my god." Daichi sighed, rubbing his temples.

He's trying his best.