As the two butt knights walked through the village people knew that they were going on a quest so they brung out supplies for them. Some had food, some had water, some had healing stuff, some weapons for them because every should have a weapon even if their a guard or not because that is TOTALLY NOT DANGEROUS. They both somehow got backpacks now. Why? Because butt knights, they're awesome like dat. "Did you bring the map Sir. Butt?" Sir. Max asked Sir. Ross as they exited to kingdom walls. "..." "Sooo....?" "No...?" Sir. Ross replied shrugging awkwardly. They both turned around. The gate keeper was on top of the gate watching them. Before both of them could speak the gate keeper said, "no. You can't enter again until you finish the quest." He jumped off the gate. "WELL GREAT FUUUUUU-- Sir. ButtButtButtButt remembered this book is family friendly, --DDDGGING JOB SIR.BUTT." Sir Butt had a blank face. "Fine. Let's get going." They both headed off. The gatekeeper hopped up on top of the gate as they walked away. "Idiots..."
**TEM SKEP**
As they two butt Knights walked through the woods something followed them. When they turned around nothing was there. Soon they came to a broken down wall. A malish femalish person hopped onto the wall. "HALT! IN THE NAME OF THE BUTTER KINGDOM!" The person shouted at them and pointed their finger. "EXCUSE US. WE ARE THE BUTT KNIGHTS! MAY WE THE BUTT KNIGHTS PASS THROUGH?" Sir. Ross shouted back. The person started to think. "How about....NO! MUAHAHAHAHA!" The person laughed and hopped off. They both looked at each other and shrugged.
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The Amazing Greatest Adventure Of The Butt Kingdom
FanfictionSir. Butt (Ross) and Sir. ButtButtButtButt (Max) are doing on an adventure! But not any adventure... A BUTT ADVENTURE *That sounds SO wrong ._.*
