poor souls....

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FRIDAY NIGHT
( before Bella's big date )

Oh gosh you look great I say to bella, she spins and bows and says thanks my madame even though she was wearing her converse and a beanie I had to force her to put on a dress
( and a bra..) So after I did that she locked herself in the bathroom and toke a huge crap I told her that she's going to burn a hole in the dress if she's not careful. I grab my purse and a purfume bottle and head into the car with bella and as we were driving to lorrences she was all like "I HATE YOU I HATE HIM DONT MAKE ME GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" It was like she was a child on the first day of school

SIDE NOTE:
bella I'm sorry don't get mad only trying to make the story funny..........HAHAHAHAH........

So I kicked her out of the car and pryed her hands of my arm and pushed her into the door and went up to lorrence and said "you might be my step brother but if you hurt her I swear your dead......." I grab my purse and kiss bella on the cheek and whisper in her ear and say "be careful" i get back into the car and drive away. I go over to Jakes and grab the boys and then I had to go pick up bailey at her aunts, once we were all in the car, I say joby is there anyone ever at Daddys house he mumbles "he said not tell mommy" bailey gets up and screams " HEWR NAME IS ALWI (ALI)!" I say bailey what's her last name she says "pwarker (parker) I head over to this b's house and knocks on her door politely and once she answers I slap that b in the face and say "STAY AWAY FROM MY KIDS!!!" I see Jake in the background hiding himself so I walk into her (crappy) house and grab Jake by the ear and drag him into the car and also him in the face and the first thing he says is "PLZ BABE DONT HURT MEEEEEE!!!" I laugh and say "awww is DA baby hurwt!" I also say " YOURE A DIRTY CHEAT AND YOULL NEVER SEE YOUR CHILDREN AGAIN" and I kick him out of the car and run over his foot while backing up OOHPS! Haha! I drive away and go home and put the children to bed I call a babysitter and then I went to get bella I got to lorrences house and walk in the halways filled with light and the sound of music coming from upstairs and Bella Is twerking on the bar I say " I leave you here for 3 hours and this is what happens

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