Danrific

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I have a death wish publishing this fanfiction don't I?

"See you tomorrow I can't wait!" Cat says to Dan, he's just asked Cat out on a date A DATE! I shouldn't have a problem with this but I do because:
1) Danny no straight
2) it's a 'no'tp
3) I have a crush on him and I want to date him.

When he shuts the door he comes and sits by me and the first thing I say to him is,

"Dan your not straight! Why the hell did you ask her out?"

Dan laughs as if I just said a joke which leaves me even more confused!

"Phil it's April 1st tomorrow! I needed to prank someone!" He puts his arm around me, "and your right I'm not straight! Tomorrow I'll be with you!"

I laugh as I imagine poor Cat waiting by the place that they decided on meeting, but Dans not going to be there, he's going to be with me.

Trollololololololol

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