Chapter 3

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And...I'm back with Chapter 3! (Also the last chapter, sadly...) Read it, review it, and you'll make my life so much better. :) Thanks!

Halt (CoffeeFreak)

Will (TheArrowHead)

Crowley (RangerPower)

Gilan (RandomPerson)

Horace (BattleDude)

Ranger's Chatroom

(Alarm goes off)

TheArrowHead: What's that noise?

CoffeeFreak: Who cares? I just hope it's the unlock button.

RandomPerson: It's the end of the world! Run for your lives! AHHHHH!

RangerPower: Shut up, it's only the alarm, Gilan. Halt, that was the alarm button. You only press that if there's an intruder. For example, if Horace was on your account, the alarm would sound. I installed it yesterday night. *grins proudly*

CoffeeFreak: Aww, man. I seriously hoped that was the unlock button. Oh, well, might as well shoot the computer screen. *takes out arrows*

TheArrowHead: Don't shoot me! *ducks under desk and puts hands up in surrender*

CofffeeFreak: I was kidding, Will. Do you know how much this computer costs? I would be the stupidest person in all of Araluen to shoot this thing.

RandomPerson: Are you saying that you're stupid? *grins*

CoffeeFreak: *holds arrows up threateningly* One more word...and Crowley, so you spent the night installing an alarm system instead of figuring out how to unlock this thing? *glares at Crowley*

RangerPower: Well, I...I thought it would be useful. *laughs nervously* And I told you, there isn't an unlock button! How many times do I have to tell you? THERE ISN'T AN UNLOCK BUTTON. THERE ISN'T AN UNLOCK BUTTON. THERE ISN'T AN UNLOCK BUTTON. THERE ISN'T AN UNLOCK BUTTON. THERE ISN'T AN UNLOCK BUTTON.

TheArrowHead: We get it! Hey, you guys wanna play Concentration?

RandomPerson: I like that game! Sure!

RangerPower: Hey, I used to play Concentration all the time!

CoffeeFreak: What's Concentration?

RandomPerson: It's a hand game. I'm sure you'll catch on. Here, Gilan, Will, and I will play it and then you'll learn it. Who wants to start?

TheArrowHead: I will! Okay, Halt, it starts like this...Let's play. *clap clap clap*

RandomPerson: Concentration. *clap clap clap*

RangerPower: No repeats. *clap clap clap*

All: *turns to Halt*

CoffeeFreak: What do I say?

TheArrowHead: You say, "No hesitation."

CoffeeFreak: Okay. No hesitation. Do I do the "clap clap clap" thing?

RandomPerson: Yeah...

CoffeeFreak: *clap clap clap*

TheArrowHead: Who's next? I forgot...oh, yeah, it's me! I'll go first. *clap clap clap*

RandomPerson: And I'll go second. *clap clap clap*

RangerPower: Category is...*clap clap clap*

TheArrowHead: Anything! *clap clap clap*

CoffeeFreak: Coffee.

RandomPerson: Arrows. *clap clap clap*

RangerPower: Swords. *clap clap clap*

CoffeeFreak: Cookies! *clap clap clap*

All: *stares at Halt*

CoffeeFreak: What? You said the category was anything.

TheArrowHead: Never mind. Rangers. *clap clap clap*

RandomPerson: Chocolate sundaes topped with cherries and whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles and gooey chocolate syrup. *clap clap clap*

All: (awkward silence)

RangerPower: *clears throat* Ahem. Back to the game. Horses. *clap clap clap*

CoffeeFreak: Chatrooms. *clap clap clap*

TheArrowHead: Red. *clap clap clap*

RandomPerson: Orange. *clap clap clap*

RangerPower: Yellow. *clap clap clap*

CoffeeFreak: Pretty rainbows! *clap clap clap.

TheArrowHead: Shoes. *clap clap clap*

RandomPerson: Cloaks.*clap clap clap*

RangerPower: Hats. *clap clap clap*

CoffeeFreak: Uh...pants? *clap clap clap*

TheArrowHead: YOU HESITATED! You're out! *does the 'you're out' gesture*

CoffeeFreak: Fine with me. That game was boring anyway.

RandomPerson: Game resumed. Trees. *clap clap clap*

RangerPower: I did it!

TheArrowHead: Sorry?

RangerPower: I did it!

RandomPerson: You forgot to do the clap.

RangerPower: No, not that, it's...I DID IT! Your exit buttons are unlocked! I did it! We're saved!

CoffeeFreak: *jumps up and down* YES! I'm going to be the first one to exit this chatroom, that's for sure...*prepares to exit chatroom*

TheArrowHead: But don't you want to know how Crowley did it?

CoffeeFreak: Oh, all right. How did you do it, Crowley?

RandomPerson: Yeah, how did you do it?

RangerPower: Well, you see...um...well...I pressed the unlock button.

All: (awkward silence)

(CoffeeFreak has left the chatroom)

THE END

Did you like it? :) I thought it was pretty funny at the end. What do you think? And now, since I'm finished with this, I'll start writing chapter 3 of Truth or Dare: Ranger Style! It should be up by Friday...so keep checking it! And don't forget to review this one...it would mean a lot to me!

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 28, 2016 ⏰

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