Chatroom Dilemma, Rangers Apprentice by WriterAtHeart2

Chapter 2

And here's Chapter 2! I hope you've enjoyed reading this "chat" so far, because I have certainly enjoyed writing it! Read and review, read and review! Thanks! :)

Halt (CoffeeFreak)

Will (TheArrowHead)

Crowley (RangerPower)

Gilan (RandomPerson)

Horace (BattleDude)

Ranger's Chatroom

RandomPerson: I believe you owe me five pounds of coffee beans, Halt.

CoffeeFreak: Shoot. Crowley, I'll get you for this...

TheArrowHead: Heeeey guys, I am awesome!

All: *stares at Will*

RangerPower: Sorry?

TheArrowHead: I said, "Heeeey guys, I am awesome!"

CoffeeFreak: Is something wrong with you, Will? You don't seem like yourself.

All: *nods in agreement*

TheArrowHead: How could I not be me? I have no idea what you're talking about. All I said was "Heeeey guys, I am awesome!" What's wrong with that?

RangerPower: Okay, you are definitely not you. *winks at Gilan and Halt*

RandomPerson: Ohhh, I know what you're thinking, Crowley. Yes, Will, you are definitely not you.

CoffeeFreak: What are you two talking about?

RandomPerson: I am 100% sure that you are Horace, Will. *glares at Horace* Get out, Horace. What're you doing on Will's account?

TheArrowHead: Hey, how did you know?

RangerPower: You think you can fool us? Where's Will?

CoffeeFreak: Hey, why didn't I think of that? I must be getting old.

TheArrowHead: Well...um...Will is...he's...um...

RandomPerson: Spill the beans.

TheArrowHead: I...I...gave him twenty cups of coffee. Halt's coffee.

CoffeeFreak: *jaw drops* HOW DARE YOU?

RangerPower: And then what happened?

TheArrowHead: He fell asleep. He's in the kitchen snoozing off right now.

RandomPerson: Oh, Horace. *shakes head* So young...so immature...so little...so GET OUT!

TheArrowHead: Aww...uh-oh, here

CoffeeFreak: Here what?

TheArrowHead: What was Horace doing on my account?

RandomPerson: Will, he gave you twenty cups of coffee and you fell asleep, then he snuck onto your account (since you didn't log off) and started chatting with us.

TheArrowHead: Thanks for telling me, now, excuse me while I go teach Horace a lesson.

*PUNCH* *KICK* *SMASH*

TheArrowHead: That should do it. You know, Crowley, you should seriously start thinking about how to unlock this thing. 'Cause I don't want Horace or anybody else sneaking onto my account again.

RangerPower: I told you. It's permanent. How am I supposed to unlock it when it's permanent?

CoffeeFreak: *ignores Crowley's message* I agree with Will. If you agree, too, say "Butternut Squash".

TheArrowHead: Butternut Squash.

RandomPerson: Why "Butternut Squash"? Why not "apple pie"? I like apple pie.

CoffeeFreak: *glares at Gilan* Because I like Butternut Squash. So you don't agree, Gilan?

RandomPerson: No, no...Butternut Squash.

RangerPower: Am I allowed to disagree? *smiles weakly*

TheArrowHead: No.

RangerPower: Why? You guys can agree, so why can't I disagree?

CoffeeFreak: Crowley, we have all voted, and now we conclude that you must find a way to unlock the exit button.

RangerPower: I didn't get to vote.

RandomPerson: Too bad. We're not going anywhere until you find a way to unlock it. Haha, did you get the joke? That was funny! *chuckles*

All: (silence)

TheArrowHead: What was the joke? Sorry, I didn't catch it.

RandomPerson: *sighs* Never mind.

CoffeeFreak: What. The. Butternut Squash.

RangerPower: What is with the Butternut Squash thing? Who says that?

CoffeeFreak: I do. What the Butternut Squash? What is this thing? Hey, guys, I think it's the unlock button! *crosses fingers *

RandomPerson: I have no hope whatsoever.

RangerPower: Same here.

TheArrowHead: Me too.

CoffeeFreak: *takes deep breath* Okay, I'm going to press the button...*presses button*

What a cliff hanger, don't you agree? I'll be back with Chapter 3 soon! All you have to do is read and review! :)