It Speaks

Clueless

Oh Niko, you've got a big storm coming.

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Oscar's pov
There is no backing out now. Just apologize and ask if he's okay.
"Hey, I'm sorry for what she did to you, she's a bit of a hot head. Um, are you okay?" I said. He shifted so he was looking at me. Oh god, he's one fine piece of potato, thank you. "Oh, i'm okay, I kind of understand why she'd punch me. Haha. I've been in worse" he responded quietly and gave me one of those shy smiles.
"Okay, good then" I replied. After that situation, I honestly don't want to go back inside. I rather go vandalize the school's grounds than be here.
Hmmm, that doesn't sound that bad to be honest.
"Hey, let's ditch this party and go have fun somewhere else, yea?" He looked up at me as if I was crazy, but eagerly nodded and gave me another one of his million dollar smiles.
With that, we climbed into my car and drove off into the road of adventure.
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Niko's pov
She stood up and held her hand out towards to me to grab hold. "Let's have our own adventure," i'm so glad I didn't get a boner just from hearing those words. We climbed into her car and drove off. Honestly, I don't know where this chick is taking me. It can be a slaughter house for all I know, but I wouldn't care for as long as she's there with me. We headed down a similar road. A road I take every morning to go to hell. And with this I realize what we're about to do and what I'm getting into. We're going to somehow damage the school. Ah, I hope she has like, a dragon in her trunk so she can set the school in flames.
We reached our destination which is in fact, our school. She parked under a tree casting a shadow so that no one would see the car. We got out and headed towards the school. She carried a bag with her.
"Hey, what's in that bag?," I ask.
"Just some bottles of spray paint, eggs, and my mom's left over dinner from last night." She said smiling brightly. Her smile was like a beam of light in the dark. Brighter than my future to be honest.
We climbed the gates. I don't know how, but we somehow did.
She headed towards the wall of the language building. Took out a bottle of that canned paint stuff and started to spray out a design of a penis following the words of
'Mr. Thallendar's puns suck just like him'
That is true, not gonna blame her. "Here," She tossed me over a carton of eggs. To my surprise, I caught it. I threw some eggs at the wall in hope that it symbolized the meaning of how his egg jokes are the worst.
We ran all over campus throwing eggs at all the buildings, spraying dicks onto the walls and replacing the school cafeteria food with her mom's food.
"My mom's cooking is as bad as this school's lunch. " We fell into a pit of laughter.
We made it to the gym and proceeded with our so called "art". The pool was clean before we dumped the left over eggs. The only sounds that were heard was our laughter. But it was immediately cut off by the sound of the door rattling from the other end of the room. "Shit. Let's go!!"
We ran off out of the gym. Sprinting off like our asses are on fire. I hear footsteps chasing us. Their feet pounding on the ground making it shake. My heart beating faster and faster as we're being chased. I see the fence ahead of us. The gates to freedom. I climb up and over them smoothly and swiftly, but not so much for my new friend. She was just about to get over when the security guard held on to her leg. I held on to her arm and tugged at it, but she just wouldn't budge. Eventually she got free, but that's because she set him on fire with the snap of her fingers.
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They made it off school grounds without any scratches or bruises, but not so much as for the security guard. He was burnt into a pile of ashes.
Niko and Oscar made it to the car and left in time before the police came. They drove in silence to the nearest IHOP opened at 12 a.m. Ordered a booth for two, and ate their waffles lathered in syrup. Niko tried to bring up the whole situation at the school, but failed since he doesn't want to be burned down either. After they finished, Oscar drove Niko home and left him with these words, "Please don't tell anyone about what happened there, and don't speak to me. Ever."
"I don't even know your name or anything about you, yet I feel like I've known you for a long time," Niko replied to the stranger in the car.
Oscar looked as if he was about to break down in tears. He placed a fake smile on his face and said, "See ya later alligator". Those would be the last words Niko will hear from the strangest person he met.
Oscar drove off to his home and wept into his pillow.
And Niko was left clueless for the rest of the night.

There you have it folks, the best my brain can come up with at 12:35 a.m
Ahhh. I'm not tired?? Which is weird. I should sleep, but I don't want to.