You love your friends. Can't live with them, but can't live without them. They are the family you can choose. Sometimes when you are with them things turn out weird, or hilarious, and most of the time both. Most conversations jump from average to ra...
J: what have you and Sam been talking about for the last half an hour? I was told to ask. Sort of concerned
M:So she has a ginormous crush on Bob and she kinda ditched environmental club for her so we know it's really serious and I think she should write a book thus about satan finally fallon in love. And also she's a kitten from now on because around Bob she turns into a kitten that thinks it's a fierce lion, but in reality just wants cuddles.
J:Oh no. We need a professional. Sam's gone soft! J:I'm happy for her really, but I like the Book idea, totally for Sam
M:Nah she thinks she's tough but we know she has a squishy center. Omg it's so weird she turns so ugh sweet! And me too x2
J:
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J: I see her as a lion just learning how to roar and it meows.
M: Awwww! I love that visual thank you you're awesome! That is beautiful! I love it!!!( end part refers to gif)
J:When your Sam defects from their tough knife throwing self, try replacing the batteries, but if that doesn't work slap it over the head with a towel.
Warning:
Do not feed Sam after midnight Do not let out in direct sunlight Do not get her wet
M:And never ever let her fall in love or any other extreme motion puddles if this occurs your Sam is no longer viable please send her to a shelter for injured Sams and find a replacement.
J:When losing your Sam, throw a ball of yarn and call out for squishy. If it is too late tie up and place in shopping cart
M:After finding a replacement retrain it to came when Sam is called, that way you will not have to retrain your human as well
J:Always retrain your Sam, and make sure it doesn't know what love or mias are. Be careful while retraining your Sam, they usually like sharp objects
J:No I am SAM SANDERS I ROAR LIKE THUNDER- Sam... In so much denial.
J:What batteries do Sam's take? I think I replaced them wrong, they are all gooey and pink with lots of sparkles
M:Hmm I think you replaced her HCS batteries with ILADS batteries. (Hard core Sam vs. in love and denial Sam )
