Join this magical shibe on its journey to Ascension. This story will provide you with a window to your soul and others as well. Let the spiritual memes overcome you.
(By the way I wrote this at like 2 AM with only one finger and I'm kinda fucked up)
Shibe runs through the grassy field towards their favorite tree, a willow with long weeping branches. How can branches weep, you ask? Let's not worry about that. Instead, let's worry about my mental stability. Let's also worry about where we are going with this story, because as I said it's two in the fucking morning. While we're at it, how the hell are you supposed to pronounce Shibe? Why am I capitalizing Shibe? What is love? I'll get back to where I left off. Shibe sits under this willow, weeping. Is the Shibe weeping, or is the tree weeping? Actually, both of those answers are wrong. I am weeping. I am crying because of Shibe. Fuck you Shibe. How could you do this to me. I thought I could trust you. After Shibe sits under the tree for a while, oblivious to my ranting, they stand up. Their inner Shibe senses are sensing something. (Hey that's a tounge twister for you) They sense a disturbance in the force, a calling from the bark side. Shibe must make a decision that will effect their life for years to come. Shibe is now having an existential crisis. How relatable. Shibe now sets off to find the source of this disturbance and see if they have any food. Also relatable. Somebody give this dog a shitty gold star.
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Wonderful. Shibe, aren't you fucking proud of yourself? Shibe wanders into the forest, following spooky instincts. Wait... How do we know Shibe is a Shibe? We've never seen this dog. All we have seen is shitty cover pictures taken from google images. What does Shibe look like? Who the fuck cares. Shibe is searching for a gateway and Shibe will ascend. That's all you know and that's all you need to know. Don't make me give you another shitty star. I fucking will. Shibe has arrived at the pathway to the gateway. Actually, wouldn't a gateway be a way to a gate? Is a gate's way a pathway? Fuck the English language. Shibe is now walking on some grass towards a gate. How big is the gate, you ask? Oh, you didn't ask? Why not? The gate is five feet tall. Do you want me to fucking draw it out for you. I'm not gonna. Why did you fucking ask? Of course you did. Fuck. Shibe has arrived at the location. The Location Was that spooky enough for you? How about this ｔｈｅ ｌｏｃａｔｉｏｎ Was that too spooky? I know the feeling. How about this? 匕卄モ ㄥ口匚丹匕工口れ Aw fuck I can't even read that. Well, Shibe is here. Shibe heads west. Give Shibe my best. Give me a rest. From Shibe and this test. I've been told I got zest. What the fuck is zest. I live in a nest. With Shibe. Fuck. Okay let me make this quick I'm gonna pass the fuck out soon. Shibe goes through the gate. ~CLIFFHANGER BITCH~
