Well fuck, here I am again. It's like 2 AM again. I'm still fucked up again. Shibe is still here. Wonderful. So, through the gateway, we left off on a really bad cliffhanger. (I was gonna put a joke in there about how my will to live is a cliffhanger but that's not really funny so I'm just hoping people skip over these parenthesis)
OKAYWHERRTHEFUCKISSHIBEE
Shibe ran away.
Bummer.
Let's use our magical teleportation poweres to find Shibe. Let's think of a work that starts with S and ends with IT.
The word is Shibe.
Fuck you.
Okay.
Shibe came back, carrying the rotting, lifeless corpse of a tiny beetle. You can't even see the beetle, they ate it. Interesting. Now to find out what treasures await behind the gate.
There's a road.
Behind the gate.
The gate that was only five feet tall.
How could you not see over the gate.
How could this happen to me.
I made my mistakes.
Got my life to lose.
Hope it happens soon.
Whoops, started talking about depression again, Shibe has ran off again. Why did we let them through the gate? What is Shibe's fate?
YOU ARE READING
Shibe Ascends
SpiritualJoin this magical shibe on its journey to Ascension. This story will provide you with a window to your soul and others as well. Let the spiritual memes overcome you. (By the way I wrote this at like 2 AM with only one finger and I'm kinda fucked up)