My Sweet Candy - LEMONNN

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Psyche

So gianna_northwest tagged me and

Omg Im excited

1) Thou shalt post ALL the rules (welp lookie here)

2) Thou shalt post (13) things about themselves (hello there)

3) Thou shalt not refuse (Well shit)

4) Thou shalt complete this challenge in the time of a week, or face punishment at the hands of the tagger (what kind of punishment, actually? *wiggles eyebrows* omg wtf)

5) Thou shalt post this on a book and not in the comments section (pshhh do i even do that who keeps feeding u with these lies)

6) Thou shalt tag 15 other poor souls to complete this quest (thats my specialty)

7) Thou shalt come up with a creative name for this chapter, for some insane reason (orayt)

I shalt go and I shalt do this quest

Wat

Kay

1) I am technically a teen.

1) I am technically a teen

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Look at them

2) I am that 'short-but-terrible' type of girl, according to my friends.

3) I'll be 2nd year high school next school year. (we actually dont have middle school in our country)

4) I am that one girl in the whole family tree that doesn't stalk real boys. (only animated ones) *insert smirking face here*

5) I have 21 cousins, 2 nephews and a niece. (Wow look at that)

6) I am one of the shortest girl in my grade :'(

7) I play the violin just because its part of our music class. (And its tiring)

8) Almost all my best friends have relationships and I'm just here being a sad sack of shit like

I need Dipper in my life

9) I can honestly call myself 'one of the boys', because they dont dissapoint me

I hang out with them, tease them with their crush and shit

All those other bitches keep bitchin me, saying I hang out with them just to be close with my crush

Honestly I dont

And also because I play games with my brother most of the time and I kind of understand him and how he feels.

10) I am what they call the 'easily-gets-angry' friend because I have 'these problems'

And by these problems, I mean my 'anxiety disorder' kind of problems

11) Sometimes I think demonic shit like

when I talk about it with my best friend

She fuckin moves away from me

"Ivy, what the fuck"

12) People THINK I'm innocent and DONT speak bad words

Emphasis on 'think'

I am one of the most dirty-minded girls in class

And Im proud I've reached that far

13) "Ivy, you are a sarcastic piece of shit"

Says my best friend

And there you go! I guess...

Soo.....

_TessaPanda_
AliceBlue389
DerpyLeafpool
EeveeStarChild
HotSingleInYourArea
HuxSuvl
KittyKatWWE756
pandaissingle
PeskyKingPizzer
sarcastic_taco
Aniime
mockingjay3az
Lost_In_Storyland

Heya

Have funnnnnnnnnnnn

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