Creepypasta Lemon Pie

EJ vs LJ x Reader-Her Book

Ship: Eyeless Jack vs Laughing Jack X reader
Warning: None
Writer: The Potato Shipper
POV: None

"Why would she want some eyeless freak like you?" Laughing Jack insulted Eyeless Jack. The two had gotten a hold of your journal. Out of frustration you had ripped out all but one of the pages. The remaining page you sloppily wrote that you love 'Jack', all the other pages your set on fire.

"Why would she want to go out with a confused clown?" EJ retorted.

"Let's just ask her!" LJ spoke through his teeth.

"If we ask her she'll know we read her book, idiot!" EJ slammed his fist down on the desk in front of him.

"Oh, fuck!"

*Insert Montage Music Here*

"Oh, hey, (y/n)!" EJ greeted in a high, happy voice.

You looked away from the bullshit, but funny, fanfiction you were reading with Toby.

"Hey," you smiled politely.

"Hey!" LJ slid over and bumped EJ out of the picture.

"Hey?" You gave him a questioning look. He held up an over sized lollipop of your favorite flavor. "Awe thanks!" You squeak as he handed it to you. Eyeless Jack glared over at LJ, heat flushing through his body, and imagining what his head would look like on a stick.

~

Knock, Knock. You hear at your door, perking your head up you set your laptop next to you and answer it.

"EJ, sup?"

"(y/n)," he practically sang, "Would you like to go on a killing spree with me?" He asked.

You look down at your pajamas, than back up at him. Murder sounded pretty good right about now. "Sure!" You smile and flash a peace sign at LJ as he walked by. "Just let me get dressed first," you tell EJ before closing your door.

Eyeless Jack leaned against the door frame, his arms crossed over his chest, smirking under his mask. LJ sighed deeply out his nose, squinting slightly at EJ before stalking off.

~

You and Ben were playing a game of Mario cart before Slenderman came and scolded him for not meeting his kill minimum.

"I-I was just, uh..." Ben nervously tried to come up an excuse.Masky told him that Slenderman would drown him again if he was caught slacking.

"He was just filling in for me," Laughing Jack said walking in from the hallway that lead to his room. "Thanks, bud," He ruffled Ben's hair and held his hand out. Ben stood up a little too quickly, handing Jack the controller, and looking up at Slenderman.

"Yeah, I was just heading out." Slendy looked at you for reassurance, you nod. Covering up for Ben, and smile.

LJ sat down next to you while Ben scampers away.

"Nice save," you nudge Jack once Sleny left.

"Why wouldn't I? Now I get to play video games with you." He smiled. Eyeless stared at him with cold eyes and impatiently tapped the counter top with his scalpel.

~

"Okay," LJ agreed with EJ as they walked up to the mansion. EJ slipped in through the back door holding a box in his hands. Lucky for them you were in the kitchen, so they didn't have to find you.

"Hey, (y/n)," EJ smiled, opened the box and set it in front of you.

"We have left over cupcakes!" LJ started.

"Take whichever one you love more." EJ finished while glaring over at LJ.

The Cupcake on the right had black and white striped icing and a candy on top of it. The other had blue icing and an ink blot resembled cookie topper.

You smiled, thinking that they reminded you of the boys then asked, "What flavors are they?"

"That doesn't matter!" LJ snapped. "Just pick one."

You looked at them surprised. "How will I know which one I 'love more'?"

"How will we know if you don't pick one?" EJ answered.

"I, uh... I don't think this is about cupcakes." You catch on.

Eyeless Jack sighs and pushed LJ out of his way so he could stand in front of you. "No," he confesses, "We found... your book." your face got bright red. "Which 'Jack' did you mean?"

Shocked and embarrassed you look up at the two. "it was... (Laughing/Eyeless) Jack..."