Transformers re-Prime-d (Season 1)

Convoy

Over the past week, Soundwave has been showing me the ropes of communications. Today was testing. I hate testing. Evaluation is always negative: I don't represent myself well. I was at a human outpost. My goal: to intercept a transmission and to send the interception to the Nemesis. Soundwave thought this would be a useful tool. If I were ever stranded, he wanted to make sure that I could find a way to communicate with the base. Similarly, he wanted me to be able to intercept information as to not walk into any traps. Today I wanted to blow Soundwave out of the water. I wanted to intercept an Autobot message.

At a human outpost, I reconfigured a regular human communications device into an awesome communications-intercepting device and high-powered sending device. I locked onto the Autobot's frequency and waited. The Autobots received a call from Agent Fowler. I recorded every piece of data I found interesting.

This included Agent Fowler saying, "Tried to smash and grab for the Dingus. Dynamic Nuclear Generation System AKA DNGS... It's a Prototype energy source... meltdown it would irradiate this state and the four next door."

Next, I locked onto a specific frequency on the Nemesis's channel to open a communication link with Soundwave's work monitor. I sent the intercepted message.

Soundwave responded, "Test successful. You have passed."

I asked the communications officer, "Do you think I could go and steal this device? It could be one frag of a weapon and distraction or threat."

Soundwave denied my request, "The DNGS would be too dangerous to keep on board. You should not retrieve it."

I requested, "If I can't retrieve it, can I at least see where it is being stored? If we did want to use it in the future, we would be able to go get it."

Soundwave repeated parts of my question "see where it is being stored."

"Thank you Soundwave! I'll tell you about my findings back on the Nemesis."

I destroyed my communications device. I did not want humans to use it or check its history. Once the device was rubble, I flew to Agent Fowler's position. He moved the DNGS into... The Autobots had formed a convoy. The device was being transported in Prime's trailer. I laughed to myself. Bulkhead had seen my car form and everyone else had seen my jet form. There was no way for me to be stealthy. I decided to trail the group in my car form from a distance. By the Allspark, they were slow.

A helicopter passed me and flew above the convoy. Next, special sports cars passed in front of me. These four green bastards with black stripes sandwiched Bulkhead. I felt like knocking them the frag out. I sped up and tried to remain out of sight. One of the green cars moved in front of prime, and out of my sight. Another drove along side Prime. A human popped out and wielded a gun. The armed human fired at Prime. I sped up to the group and rammed those bastards off the road. Only Megatron was aloud to take out Prime. Bumblebee rammed one of the assailants. The car flipped. We entered a windy steep curved area. I drove ahead, when I was out of sight, I transformed into my jet form. Bad luck for me, I wasn't the only one who drove ahead. A speedy gold racecar with red stripes and black detail called her teammates. I circled back around and trailed the helicopter. If I had guns, I would have shot the d*mned scrapheap down. One of the humans climbed from a car into Prime's trailer hitch. Optimus pushed the car off of the cliff. Ouch. Agent Fowler stepped out of Prime's cabin and went to deal with the armed human on the connector of Prime's trailer. Fowler held the human out in the open. A tree hit the human and Fowler let him go. Fowler returned to Optimus' cabin.

The helicopter flew closer to the caravan. I pulled up beside it. A human in the green car behind Prime's trailer popped out of the sunroof. He fired some devices from a gun at the trailer's door lock. Some sort of electricity came out of the device and disabled the lock. The trailer door opened. I would have to warn Soundwave of this weapon. Arcee drove out of the trailer and attacked the human and the car he was in. The green car flipped. A tailgating enemy car hit it and exploded. This was getting intense.