cutecandy12aj: I dare steven and peridot to get fake merried :3
garnet: gems and gentlemen, today we're here for unite this beautiful couple in fake marriage....
pearl: i'm so proud *tears* my child is growing.. *sniff*
greg: i'm proud of him too, pearl... *gives handkerchief*
amethyst: yeah, ste-man! *lightly claps*
after all the discourse
garnet: peridot, do you accept this hybrid as your husband?
peridot: i do.
garnet: and steven, do you accept this dorit-.. peridot, as your wife?
steven: i do.
garnet: then... i declare you... percy and pierre... you can kiss the bride..
peridot and steven kiss and everybody celebrate!
(this one was very funny to write)