This Life (Naruto Fanfic)

The First Test; Do You Like Waffles?

From now on, I will be using their actual names. So when I say Yukia, Yuki, or Snow, It's Kasie. (Yuki means snow)

And when I say Tsukia, Tsuki, or Suki, it's Kaylie, okay? STORY START!

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Yukia's POV

"Begin!" Ibiki's voice rang out.

"What if I don't want to.." I muttered under my breath.

I glanced at my paper and groaned slightly.

I don't know the answers to ANY of this. At all. Period. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Not. At. All.

((Bold is Yukia's thoughts/ words, Italics is Tsukia's Thoughts/words, Regular is an unknown voice, Bold and Italics is what is happening to Yukia AND Tsukia/ what they're hearing other people say.))

Damn, this shit is hard! Tsukia's voice rang through my head.

Hell yeah it fucking is. I replied.

Yuki, reach into your kunai pouch. In it should be clay that I have embedded in it. Sitck a hand in there and let it do it's work. It will spit out two clay workings. Tell them to gather information and the answers you need. Send one to Tsuki.

"It has been ten minutes" Ibiki called out.

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I spotted Tsukia a bit away from me, staring at me, and I nodded.

I stuck my hand into a side pouch and felt my... hand mouth... open and grab some of the clay. It began to chew it and I brought it to meet my other hand, where it spit out two small spider-like figures. I leaned down and whispered so it was barely inaudible.

"You two will gather the answers to this test. One of you will report to Tsukia after, and one to me. Go." They did what I suppose was a nod, and hopped off the desk, and left.

~~~FF TO 10th Question~~

"Alright, the tenth question is..."

Tsukia and I stood and slammed our fists down on our desks at the same time. I picked up my sword and slung it across my back.

Tsukia and I made our way up to stand on either side of Ibiki.

"The tenth question...?" A voice drawled.

We slammed our fists down again, making everyone jump.

"DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?!" We yelled.

Everyone either blinked, sighed, sweatdropped, anime fell, or glared.

Either way, Tsukia and I burst into a fit of laughter.

"You two are idiots." Ibiki growled.

"Go sit!" He yelled.

We nodded and sat on the edges of the desk in front of Ibiki, staring straight ahead, looking at some of the other test takers, as if daring them to say something.

"I meant in your own seats.." He said angrily.

I turned and frowned. "But Ibiki-senseiiii!"

"But nothing! SIT!"

"We are sitting, you fuzzbag!" Tsuki yelled.

I chuckled as Ibiki yelled again, "In your own seats!"

"WHAT ABOUT OUR OWN SEATS?!" We yelled in unison.

"SIT IN THEM!"

"SIT IN WHAT?!"