AN: So the title says JeRza rant, well not really ranting, unless you count Rose being angry, If you've seen episode 154 of Fairy Tail (or the manga part, idk what ch.), you'll know why. This contains spoilers on the paring Jellal x Erza, A.K.A JeRza. So read this if you ship it, and if you've seen the episode or chapter. I've recently rewatched the episode, and now I felt like ranting a bit. so here you go. And, might have a little language, if your uncomfortable with that
Rose: JELLAL!!!
Jellal: Hello
Rose: *grabs collar* YOU BASTARD!!!
Jellal: *confused and kind scared* What did I do?
Rose: WHY DID YOU PUSH HER AWAY??!?!?! *shakes him*
Jellal: I-I honestly don't know what you mean
Rose: WHY DID YOU LIE TO HER!!!!
Jellal: *gets it* I-I've already said it a lot of times already, I don't deserve someone as amazing as her
Rose: So you admit you love her?
Jellal: *red-faced* N-no. I m-mean y-yes. I mean-!
Rose: You are a bastard -_-
Jellal: Why? I guess I deserve it though, and I keep wondering why the concil let me go (AN: He's not wanted in my version of these stories btw)
Rose: Well, you're kinda being a bit selfish with Erza -_-
Jellal: How?
RoseL Your only thinking about your punishment
Jellal: It pure torture staying away from her, but as long as she's happ-
Rose: She's not
Jellal: Why?
Rose: Cuz you're being a little fucktard by staying away from her
Jellal: Did you just call me a fucktard?
Rose: DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER RIGHT NOW
Jellal: She's not happy though?
Rose: No, I think this is the worst I've ever seen her...
Jellal: ...I am a bastard
Rose: Told ya
Jellal: But she doen't deserve someone who's done nothing but hurt her in the past
Rose: There's a keyword in that sentence.
Jellal: What?
Rose: Past. That's all behind us now, look ahead, into the future, with a minimun 20 purple haired kiddies. And the fact that you've helped her out before you got brainwashed
Jellal: 30 k-kids, with E-erza? *red-faced* *major nosebleed* *passes out*
Rose: Oh my Irene that pervert
Erza: Uhh, why is Jellal on the floor with a trail of blood coming out his nose?
Rose: *whispers*
Erza: *red-faced* *passes out*
Rose: Oh Gods, now I have to deal with two perverts, damn it. Oh well, Maybe I can actually beat the crap out of Jellal for making Erza feel rejected...mwahahaha >:)
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Zeref: *saw everything from a distance*(AN: SPOLIER WARNING!!!!) Who the hell is she
Natsu: And what did she do with our innocent little sister?
Rose: Idk
Zeref & Natsu: GYAA
Rose: Lol
Zeref & Natsu: -_-
Oh my Naga, that was the longest starting AN I've ever done, sorry to bore you with that long AN. But yeah, I've recently rewatched episode 154, and this is the only way I've actually been able to vent out my anger, I've tried beating the living crap out of Sandbag in Smash, and punching pillows irl, but while writing this, I feel a lot more calm, since I've let out my emotions and stuff. This literally took me under and hour to write. Anyways byeee~
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