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AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR HUMANS

We are all assholes in some way or another. I was an asshole last week, you may have been one yesterday, but we all share this unique trait in one way or another. Which means that no matter how many people you will ever meet, you will see their 'asshole' side and of course, they will see yours. But why am I rambling on and on about assholery? It has to do with something too intricate to be explained in plain words. Take 'love' for example, or 'God', I believe the term 'Assholery' to be in the same category, you can't really explain them with a logical explanation.

However I will give it a go: Assholery can be defined as the tendency of a human to be an asshole to another person.

BUT WHY? Why is the human a hopeless asshole? What is his motivation? Is it hate? Revenge? Pleasure?

I believe none (or probably all)

You see, we can blame hate and revenge to be possible motivators for assholery, but both are incited inside the human due to 'hurt'. You hit when you yourself are hit, it's as simple as that.

So if every human hurts because he himself is hurt, then should he be pitied, or helped even?

Yep, BUT.

There was one more word I used: Pleasure. What kind of person would hurt for pleasure?

Well, turns out, a lot: Stalin, Hitler and lots of other dictators and other REALLY fucked up people to name a few.

Hitler, curing ADHD since 1939

But that's not our topic right now.

So, does it mean that if Stalin, Hitler and other notorious assholes were given enough hugs and flowers and rainbows and Justin Biebers, they wouldn't have killed, pillaged and raped?

Nope, I don't really think so. They had other motives, way stronger ones. Adolf Hitler had 'freedom' of the Germans and the 'purification' of Jews as motives. Mother Teresa had 'purification' too, but in quite a different sense. I call these kinds of abnormally strong motives, 'Omegamotives'. These motives can only be ignited in a certain amount of humans, like really really rare people. World history is majorly affected due to the Omegamotives of these humans. Omegamotives do not follow any kind of moral principles, rules or laws, it doesn't mean that they can't, it just means that these are the ones which helped produce these very rules and laws. Omegamotives are not 'evil' or 'good', they are very imaginary and very influential, quite like the properties of Time.

All Omegamotives affect us in one way or another

One can develop inside him/herself, these kinds of motives, but it's not really easy. It requires that one essential thing that I mentioned before: the ability to to shun your powers of Assholery.

I'll give you an example of shunning your Assholery: Suppose you are standing in the queue at the supermarket to check in your goods. You feel SO good today, you got Dark Souls 3 waiting for you at home, and you just can't wait to get back, but the line is taking SO FUCKING LONG TO SHORTEN.

It feels like hours have passed when your turn comes. BUT a really really fucked up, really really big and a really really scary looking asshole comes up to you and pushes his way in front of you in the queue. Your primate Assholery fires up and you shut up and say nothing because you're scared of him. (Remember: this is ALSO Assholery, in this case you are being an asshole to your own self). But then you remember a certain blog post written by an exceptionally talented and an exceptionally good-looking writer, which reminds you that assholery is wrong and you should stick up for yourself and 'shun your powers of assholery'. You take a bold step forward and tap on the big asshole's shoulder to get his attention.

"What?" he barks.

"What?", he barks.

"Um, I was actually standing here..." you say,

"So?",

"So, you cut in the line, which was quite unfair and rude",

The asshole laughs and ignores you.

"Excuse me, dude! I was standing here", now you're angry.

"What, you have a problem, dude?" the dog barks.

Long story short, you got beaten and return home with a black eye.

Bad ending, right?

WRONG

You injured your eye, BUT you strengthened your ability to produce Omegamotives, and not by a small measure, you kind of took your "Omegamotive Powers" to a whole new level.

I cannot explain how, but failures, unfair treatment and hurt, kind of give the humans intellectual superpowers. But there are more things which can give you these so called 'powers', but they must be performed with constant vigilance (cue Mad-eye Moody audio sample). No, I am dead serious about this shit. There is only one way to have Omegamotives, and that is to follow an unreachable entity, be it God or Science or whatever and to kill all worldly desires and feelings (except of course, love and all that shit).

Finally, live life in MODERATION. Do not thrive on worldly fame and beauty, because Shakespeare (I think) said that

All that shines is not gold (or something like that)

WAIT, WAIT!

There is one more thing, which probably the most important of all (I can't believe I missed this), and that is: Travel. Oh lord, if I told you how beneficial traveling is, you'll probably do nothing. But, still, I don't know how, but whenever you travel a long distance alone you ALWAYS reach your destination a smarter human. But keep in mind, this only works if you travel alone, and NOT BY AIR, it works only works if you travel alone by road.

So, to summarize my message to humans:Each and everybody is an assholeEven youThe tendency of a human to act as an asshole is called "Assholery"I missed the number 3lol i didn't, got u didnt i. lolzz im so awesum Omegamotives are motives to do BIG ASSHOLERIESThey differ from normal motivesOmegamotives are also motives to CREATE BIG, AWESOME HISTORY CHANGING THINGSOnly a certain amount of people can have OmegamotivesLike Hitler and Mother TeresaEvery great person had an Omegamotive; Einstein's Omegamotive was to make a 'universal equation'Everybody has a little Omegamotive juice in themi mi$$ed point 9LOL I DIDNT, em so funnyTo get the ability to produce Omegamotives or 'make history' you have to follow some certain thingsFirst of all believe that each and everybody on earth is equalKeep no worldly desires (cars, women, etc.)Live in MODERATION (Neither starve yourself nor eat too much. 'Moderation', get it?)TRAVEL ALONE BY ROAD (I cannot explain how this works, but it does)MEDITATE DAILY (don't do a certain kind of meditation, meditate as you believe one should meditate)BE HUMBLE (I don't know how, just-be humble, ok)I just added this point to waste 2 seconds of your lifeI'm sorry for wasting another two seconds.

So in short, be like Buddha.