ENG 1 - 2 NED (30.03.16)

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by utdaniel

by utdaniel

As an Englishman this match hurt

I mean they're not even going to Euros and we lost to them !!

Where was the side I watched Saturday ? Did they decide that the biggest comeback since JC was enough hahaha

Or did they agree to give the Dutch a win so they could feel better about how much they suck

Surprised they didn't flop their way into Euros tbh . Where's Robben when you need him

Okay so some real commentary now that bants are out of the way

Vardy was fucking amazing, where has he been for England all this time lol Hodgson why didn't you call him up sooner mate

Same with Drinkwater, these Leicester blokes are just what we need for this comp

Stones played like shit tbh . Maybe Everton will let him off to Chel$hit FC now

Rose gave away a penalty that wasn't even that bad tbh . Diving Dutchmen tho

Walker can apparently do more than let his dog lick out his gf and score the first goal of the season for the other team lol .

Jagielka doesn't play like he used to, looks like he's heading into decline

Lallana and Sturridge are a great pair up front, defo hope Danny doesn't break any bones like he always does anytime soon !!

Kane was great towards the end but it was too late, maybe the mask is affecting his playing 😂

Forster had some great saves but his performance overall in all matches is just bad I think . Rather have him than Hart the chomping mad cow tho

Barkley was alright but I think he's starting to go bald

Now for the Dutch hahaha

Janssen or whatever his name is had a really good first cap, even I'll admit . Watch him get signed somewhere for this one match and he'll turn out to be a total flop (like Robben lol)

Yes I really don't like Captain Picard if you couldn't already tell

The Dutch keeper was so-so as they always are . They need another Van Der Saar

Blind had nice hair and that's about it . So weird that his dad's the coach now hahaha

Memphis did practically nothing really

Did the entire squad forget to show up until the second half

And I think that's all I can say besides a beautiful goal from the Three Lions, terrible calls from the ref (JAGIELKA WAS MURDERED AND NOTHING HAPPENED) and a penalty that was completely irrelevant

Can you tell who I support lol

What's your favourite NT ??

Oh yeah my name is Daniel if you can't read and this place needs some more commentary instead of whatever these fan fictions are lol