El claisco

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by utdaniel

by utdaniel

Alright ahahhaha

I thought I was watching it at 12 for a good hour but it was just a bunch of highlights from older ones ffs i was so baked I didn't even know

So I was like 'weird uniforms they've got now' 'that goal looks a lot like last year's'

And then I saw the clock was going from 24' to 85' and back to 17' real fast and was like 'woah we'd travelling through time !!! I am a time traveller'

My mate told me it was just highlights and then I don't remember the actual game at all

But now everyone I was with yesterday keeps calling me a time traveler 😑

Guess it's better than damn Daniel or Dan the man or Danny boy

Now I'm just
traveling through time

But good on Madrid for winning hahaha I don't really give two shits about la liga or bundesliga or Italy's league or France's or mls hahaha

I just watch premier league really

But what a rager last night
I'm still hammered af

And iPhones can't get any dimmer 😑 it's so bright my eyes are burning in a dark room and the sun is so bright and I just want it to be night again so I can go outside with my mates and book it with Mary Jane hahahahahh

What if Barcelona was white and Madrid was red and blue for every el clasico lmao

Would the players start passing to the wrong team and score on the wrong goal and take their teammates out hahahahaha

Or what if the refs played vs the managers and the players reffed and managed the teams

That would be so griff ahahaha

What shit have you done while high ahahh