Shrek Vs. Donald Trump

Chapter 1: The Birth of a demon

Warning : This is a joke. If you don't like this story, well don't read it. But if you like Adventures with Shrek, Doge, and Donald Trump, well I have the story for you.

After many years, Donald Trump finally won the whole chunk of the world named America. How he did it? No one is sure. But before we start, let's start from the beginning. It all started when Donald Trump's father decided to have a child, and legend has it that his baby came out of his stomach, like in Alien. Donald Trunp had came out actually pretty nicely and cute, until his father had to ruin him. His father made him play with dollar bills and drink only expensive water, also known as ' Voss'. As Donald grew up, he brought expensive wine to prom, which made him end up suspended for the rest of his school year. At the age of 19, Donald decides he wanted to make America ' great again' which was already doing fine without him. So after many years, and a lot of Trumping, he mysteriously won. And this is the end of the first chapter of a mysterious story, To be Continued.