Shrek Vs. Donald Trump

Chapter 5: Spider Trumps

As they continued their journey, the route started getting dark, and Shrek was getting hungry. He took out his pack of Doritos and Mountain Dew and shared it with Doge and Fiona. As they were eating through their 3rd bag, they noticed that they were lost and it was night. They climbed into the nearest garbage can and slept there for the night. As doge woke up the next morning, he noticed his friends were gone. "Much spooked such cri" he trembled. He looked around and noticed a trail of Dorito powder. He followed it until he saw a small tunnel on the ground. It was very dark, but Doge said " Much brave such cool" and jumped in. He started sliding down on what felt like a water park slide, until he fell on something as hairy as Shrek's back. He was on a giant spider. And on the other side of the room he saw Shrek and Fiona in a cage. But the scariest part was, that he was surrounded by giant spiders with trump's face on them.