Those bastards (Kenny McCormick x Reader)

Chapter 11: Late?

(Y/N) Pov:

Shit, this can't be happening. Am I going fucking insane? Oh god, how am I gonna tell Kenny?! I'm so stupid. 

"(Y/N), how long ago did you have your last period?" the doctor asked. 

"...A month and a half ago."

"Just as I thought...turns out you're expecting."

"Expecting what? A pig to fly?! I'm totally fucked."

"Well if you didn't fuck in the first place, we wouldn't be sitting here having this conversation now would we?"

"And with that attitude of yours, I can tell you don't fuck enough doc."

"You made your point. Anyways...you have several options. You can keep it, give it away for adoption, or you can abort. Your choice."

"I'll let you know in a few days."

"Okay, don't wait too long."

"See ya."

Kenny's Pov:

"Hey, Kyle can I ask you something?" 

"Sure, Kenny. Ask away."

"Uh...so...I've been wondering if now is the right time to ask (Y/N) to marry me. What do you think?"

"Not to bust your balls or anything, but don't you think it's a little too soon Kenny? I mean seriously dude think about what you're saying...you've only been dating her for a few weeks. How do you know you're ready to commit your whole life to her. Jesus man, she's got you pussy-whipped."

"Oh fuck off Kyle. We had sex one time. She does not have me pussy whipped dude. Do you know how many people I've even been with? I mean damn you're dumber than I thought. I fucking love her more than anything on this god forsaken planet. I have loved her ever since I have met her, and I always will. Got that?" 

"Seems like you already know your answer then."

"Yeah, thanks for all the help prick."

(Y/N) Pov:

I was waiting for Kenny at Stark's pond so I could tell him the news, but I noticed that he was abnormally late so I tried to call him. After 3 attempts, I gave up and just sat by the water singing "Dreamer" by Ozzy Osbourne. 

"Gazing through the window at the world outside

 Wondering will mother earth survive 

Hoping that mankind will stop abusing her sometime 

After all there's only just the two of us

And here we are still fighting for our lives

Watching all of history repeat itself 

Time after time...hmm hmm hmm hmm"

"-Am I interrupting anything?" Kenny said.

"Nah, I was just singing."

"I know. Your voice is pretty."

"Thank you, dear."

Kenny kissed my forehead and pulled me onto his lap. We both tried to speak at the same time.

"You go first," Kenny insisted.

"I was late."

"Late?"

"I missed my period this month, Ken."

"Are you...?"

"I'm pregnant with your child," I answered fearfully.

I started tearing up, afraid to look Kenny in the eye. He looked completely shocked.

"(Y/N)...what are you tearing up for? This is good news! We get our own family."

He moved my chin so that I would look at him. He gave me a reassuring smile and kissed me very sweetly.

"You're not...afraid?"

"Pfft, why would I be afraid when I have you by my side forever." He chuckled.

"I love you, Kenny McCormick."

"And I love you too (Y/F/N)."

"Speaking of all that cheesy shit," Kenny mocked as he got on one knee.

"Ken-"

"Shhhhh, just listen. I didn't know about our kiddo before I went out and bought this ring, so don't act like I'm doing this because I have to. I love you god damn it, and I want to spend my eternity with you and I hope you feel the same. (Y/N) WILL YOU FUCKING MARRY ME?"

"YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HOE".

Kenny started laughing and crying as he put the ring on my finger.

"Well, how does it feel Mrs. McCormick?"

"It feels amazing."

For a while, we just sat there in the dark counting the stars, listening to each others heartbeats. It was almost as if the world had been ours. 

"Hey, Kenny?"

"Yes, baby?"

"If it is a girl, I want to name her Kathrine Henrietta McCormick."

"What if it's a boy?"

"Vince Michael McCormick."

"Perfect names for our perfect child."

Kenny sat up and patted my stomach. 

"Even if you grow up to be a non-conformist like your mom, I'll love you no matter what. Just don't steal my cigs or coffee like she does."

"It's too dark for all that excess shade you're throwing Kenny."