Those bastards (Kenny McCormick x Reader)

Chapter 10: The Closet Monster

(Author's Note: Hi guys, I'm back. Sorry, it's been awhile once again x'c dual credit is sucking the life out of me. But I'm finally on break)

(Y/N) POV

It's been a few days since Kenny and I started dating and going back to school was making me nervous... I wonder how Kyle and Stan would react. Cartman would surely be a dildo about it, seeing as he's fake as fuck and a dick to everyone, but I'm still curious. You know what they say...'curiosity killed the cat'...except the cat can't die so I don't know how to apply that to myself. Ugh whatever, I shouldn't give a shit what Jew-Fro and Mr. Basic have to say.

As I went to my closet to get dressed, I tripped and prepared myself for the fall. Oddly enough, I didn't break my skull open like I thought. I landed on top of a body...but it was dark, so my first reaction was to kick it and scream. I thrashed around for a while and then the body grabbed me, trying to muffle my screams. I felt around for a weak spot and I discovered that it had no boobs, so I assumed it was a guy, so I kneed them in the dick like a logical person should.

"Fuck-ouch- stop please no more" I heard them groan.

"God damn it, Kenny?! Is that you?!"

I turned on the closet light, and surely enough it was my noodle-haired looking boyfriend curled up in the fetal position.

"Why are you here, in my closet?" I asked, helping him up.

"Well I was going to surprise you- but clearly that backfired."

He glanced down.

"Okay so definitely no sex for about 24 hours-" he added.

"Kenny shut up before I do it again."

He gave me a small smile. "Well someone's glad to see me."

"Sorry, I just woke up."

"Yeah yeah, so are you gonna get ready for school or no?"

"Yeah now don't be a perv. I'm gonna get dressed, so close your eyes."

Kenny pretended to close his eyes. Then he started snickering so I threw a pillow at him.

"THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS," I said halfway undressed.

I went into the bathroom to change, sending Kenny a death glare.

As I came out, I saw that Kenny was passed out on my bed.

Hmm...he looks kinda cute there.

I went over and laid down beside him, but apparently he was faking me out. So in a matter of seconds, I was pinned and being tickled.

"Kenny...McKormick...you...heartless...bastard..."

"This is what you get for earlier," he said laughing.

"You know whenever I first saw you, I thought I was the corrupted one, but you aren't that innocent missy."

"Gee thanks."

"It's not a bad thing- in fact, I actually like the fact that you aren't. It makes this more fun." He smirked.

"Wha-"

He kissed me, making my face red. Then he ran his warm hands on my sides. I broke away for a second.

"We're gonna miss school-"

"I don't care. Do you?"

"Guess not. Fuck it." I said as I flipped him over to where I was on top. He pulled me to his lap kissing my face and neck.

I ran my hands through his blonde hair and pulled off his parka.

For a second, I thought about how much I've needed this. How I needed the sensation, and the butterflies that came with it. My thoughts were filled with lust.

*SMUT WARNING*

Kenny shrugged. "Guess 24 hours couldn't wait."

He removed my shirt and kissed all my weak spots. He left a hickey at my thighs and pulled down my shorts.

I kissed him again while he started to rub my clit through my panties.

I moaned as he kissed my neck.

He pulled down my panties and started to...well
He sucked all around my thighs giving me hickies and then kissing my vag while swirling his tongue around on my clit. It honestly felt so right. And so fucking good. I was already wet and Kenny barely even started.
He came up and started smirking and it was hot and all I could do was blush. He didn't say anything...he didn't really need to actually. We spoke with our body signals, our eyes, and our hearts.
I returned the favor by going down on him, going up and down while using my hands. I stopped when I knew he was about to cum, and that just made him more aroused. He was so full of lust that he picked me up and slammed me against the wall nibbling on my collar bone and breasts while entering me. I moaned pretty damn loud because he was slightly more larger than Michael was and it was intense. I ran my hands through his blonde hair down to his abs while he thrusted into me harder and faster making me eventually orgasm. He didn't stop until I was finished. He was the best I've ever had. If Michael was somehow watching from above I honestly wish he got offended by that. Fuck him. Oh wait I did, and he sucked.
SMUT OVER*
Kenny kissed me one more time before carrying me bridal style to my bed and then giving me his hoodie while he slept in his sweatpants.
I loved cuddling him because he smelled like apples and it was kinda cute.
"I love you (Y/N)" Kenny mumbled in his sleep.
"I love you too, sleeping beauty."
Well I guess school's out forever c:< (Alice Cooper Reference)