Welcome To My Life

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As said I tend to get along better with boys than girls, and all my neighbors are boys, so yeah, I basically live with a boy. My bestfriend is named Finn he has a twin named Edmond. Finn is energetic and peppy, sometimes I think he's a sycopath. Well his twin, Edmond, is always sleeping in the day, and at night he's bouncing around through the wall swinging on the fan. We call him a vampire because of this...other than that he's really nice. They are both 13 years old because you know...their twins, but Finn always argues how he was born 5 minutes after Ed, and it doesn't really make a difference, but he fusses about it all the time. 

Then their's my neighbors, who are sadly all boys. I get flowers and chocolates at my door everyday, call me crazy but...I hate it. It's really annoying. All day the door bell rings the sound ringing in your ear, it's really irritating. All my friends are like..."THIS BOTHERS YOU?!". Yes it does. I'm just like "WHO NEEDS A BOYFRIEND WHEN YOU HAVE 3,987,903 PICS OF YOUR HUSBAND ON YOUR COMPUTER?! PFT...*COUGHS* HARRY STYLES *COGUHS*"

Then their my parents, they love me and care for me. I love them, too. They went on vacation today so I'm left alone with Edmond & Finn, and somebody named Zain.

Now beleive it or not, I have an engaged marriage. Really weird right? It's sucks. He's always mean to me, and picks on me everyday. But he has his moments. Kind of bipolar in a way...yeah. Sorry guys, but you know boys, loopy. COOCOO. 

Then theirs somebody we me and the twins (Ed and Finn) call the Hillbilly. Now he's not an actual hillbilly, but he's actually really gothy, now there is a complete diffrernce between a goth, and a rocker. See I'm a rocker, I love rock music, but just because I'm a rocker doesn't mean I go sit in a corner and cry all day, with my masacara running down my face okay? Goth is just expressing your inner human, but their are two trypes of goths. Those that go to the extreme, and those that just express themselves. Now Hillbilly, also known as Jack, who is NOT  a hillbilly, we just call him that because he lives at the top of the hill of my neighborhood. He is so mean. He's basically my best friend who turned into my bully. He used to be so nice, and buy me gifts, and we'd go to sleepovers. But now he's so mean, and cruel. If I told you the things he did you'd faint. I swear he's so mean. Please do me a favor and hate him with all your soul, for the rest of your life.

Then theirs mah parents. Who are on vacation right now, they left me with 2 idiots, AKA, Ed, and Finn. Noy about Zain, well I know this might sound weird, but where I come from, which would be Trinindad & Tabago, we have engaged mariages. So he's pretty much my fiance...NO JUDGE, IF I COULD CHOOSE TRUST MEH I WOULDN'T CHOOSE THIS. Please don't hate me, I really hate it, too.  Zain always is mean to me, as well, but now as bad as Jack.  He's just...grump...*COUGHS* BIPOLAR *COUGHS*. Yeah so, sorry...I got...cancer...uh...yeah *COUGHS* so yeah this is just the introcudtion this is just what's going on right now, starting from the next chapter I'll start my Diary, so I hope you enjoyed stalking me, BYE. :) *SEDUCTIVE FACE* BYE GUYS HEH HEH HEH...HEH *SEDUCTIVE FACE* Excuse my weirdness...*CREEPER FACE* *GOES ON FACEBOOK* *STARTS STALKING* HEH HEH HEH...HEH >:D...I'M GOING TO HAUNT YOU IN YOUR DREAMS...

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 24, 2013 ⏰

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