UT/UF/US+ Lemons+Oneshots (Requests Closed)

UF Sans x Mean!Male!Reader

Requested by SuperPantherXD so shoutout to her.

Sans and Papyrus were on patrol like any usual day in Snowdin, and as usual they would fight. Argue, duel each other, flip tables and shit, everything. But today was different, not by that much but a little.

"So? Are you two shits gonna do anything?" Said a non monster voice.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHIT YOU WORTHLESS TRASH??" Papyrus yelled.

A human had fallen down the mountain (more like pushed but whatever), and had been stopped by the skelebros. Their encounter was a heated one being that the human was just as bad as Papyrus, mean, violent, abusive both physically and verbally and a giant dick head.

Sans was in the background as usual, hands in pocket and sweating bullets with his head down, all this shouting was affecting him, even if they weren't directed to him they still hurt his soul, and leaving would just get his brother mad. Well angrier than he usually is towards him. But every now and then he would glance at the human, looking over their lean figure in interest until their gazes connected and he looked away with a soft red blush while the human smirked.

"FINE!! I DON'T CARE!! AT LEAST THEN I'LL HAVE MORE CHANCES TO TAKE YOUR SOUL!" Papyrus huffed in anger, pivoted on his heel and and walked the way back to Snowdin. The snow scrunching loudly under him.

Wait what just happened?

"Looks like I get a place to stay," the human said to himself, "the fuck are you looking at?!" He said to Sans.

Sans flinched and lowered his gaze as if his brother was talking to him, the human walked in front of him until they were an arm's length apart. Sans looked up and he immediately regretted it.

The human had a scowl on their face, way worse than Papyrus', he flinched seeing their angry gaze on him. . .but he couldn't help but stare into those (e/c) eyes of his, so strikingly bright yet dark at the same time. He would've gotten lost in them if he didn't feel his head jerk to the side suddenly and his body fall front first into the soft snow.

"Did I fucking tell you to look at me?!"

Sans held his cheek as a blood red tear stung his eye, daring to fall but not yet, he wanted to get up and return the favor but this was a human after all. Who knows what could happen if he lashed out, he might kill him, or everyone else and leave him there to turn to dust alone. The human tch'd and walked the way to Snowdin, Sans finally let the tear fall, his cheek burned like the lava from the Hotlands. How can a human be that strong if he acquired no LOVE? Or was it just because he has 1HP that the blow hurt way more than he thought.
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Cherry: why the fuck am I acting like a fucking pussy??

Me: *cough* cause you are one *cough*

Cherry: *growls lowly* and why the fuck are you calling me 'Cherry'? My name is Sans goddammit!

Me: Original Sans is 'Blue', Swap Sans is 'Blueberry' so you're Cherry.

Cherry: That still doesn't answer my question!!!! And wouldn't my name be 'Red' or something?

Me: Shut up and let me continue before I break my foot up your ass.

Cherry: *grumbles under his breath*
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When he got home the human was on the couch and Papyrus wasn't there, he cursed mentally seeing he was stuck with him for the next few hours, Papyrus had most likely gone to Undyne's. The human looked at him, gave him a glare and looked back to the TV, Sans didn't make eye contact, instead he went to the kitchen and ransacked the fridge for mustard but he had no luck. He remembered he had a secret stash in his room. . .but that would mean crossing the human again. Shit.