DeadPool

Chapter one ⊙~⊙

Somewhere in some place ,In a crusty apartment in Seattle, lived a crusty bum named Deadpool...(a voice says in Morgon Freemans voice)

"Hey who said that?!". Deadpool says startled from his sleep. (No one!) "What the hell!?" Deadpool says "Another one of those fucking voice's...oh wait I'm getting another video game, that's it you're the voice from the video game right you're the...um...narrator! Yeah that's it". (Correct​..)"So I'm getting another video game huh" Deadpool says.

(Not exactly...)"What is it going to look like? What's it going to have more bad ass music! Oh wait what about the girls!!". No..."Yeah the chicks, they gotta be smocking..." (Deadpool!) "Huh?" (Your not getting another video game!) "Oh...so I'm getting another movie made...Awesome that's even better!". (No I mean yes...n)"Ahh so I..." (Deapool!)"Sorry..."

(You're not getting another video or another movie you're getting a sidekick!) "I have a lot of side chicks..."Deadpool said with a smirk ( I said sidekick!) *deadpool sips his juice box "oh well thats nice....WAIT WHAT! WTF!!!". (Yep you're getting a sidekick, a buddy a ...)"Hell no nope no no no nope, fuck no!". (You're getting paid a lot of money for it you know... )"Oh...so when do I get to meet them?".Deadpool smiles a fake smile....