Things you MUST try on an elevator...
1. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
2. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you ADMIRAL.
3. MEOW occasionally. (love this one! hahaha!)
4. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're ONE of them!" and back away slowly.
5. Say "DING" at each floor.
6. Make explosion noises when someone presses a button.
7. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and then announce that this is your personal space.
8. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap him/her on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
9. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
10. Call out a GROUP HUG, then enforce it. 😆😆😆
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