Random Encounters Of The Bill Kind

let me work

*checking bathrooms at work*

Bill: well fuck you're basically the cleaning lady, feather! Awh! my poor little feather is the cleaning lady for this human consumption place! *puts hand on forehead dramatically while floating*

Shadow-author: *whispering as to not be heard and labeled crazy* I swear to goddess bill I would shove my box cutter up your Dorito ass if you weren't in the mindscape!

Bill: yesh hon! Relax, plus wouldn't you have to clean the blood up? Never mind you'd like that huh? Miss blood kink! *smirks*

Shadow-author: ..... *mutters under breath* At least I'm not masochistic and get shipped with a kid.

Bill: I possessed pine tree one time!!!!!!