Random Encounters Of The Bill Kind

possession

Stanford pines walked down the street writing in his journal with his nefew beside him doing the same. The two had currently been investigating the haunting at the Stanley hotel in Colorado. After a few 'horrible accidents' they came in person.
"I'm guessing class 8 ghost?" Dipper suggested looking up to his grunkle before running into a young woman in front of them.
"Oh! Sorry I-........." Dipper began to speak until noticing the woman's elongated pupils.
"well well well well well. Looks like feather WAS right! Sixer and pinetree my two old puppets!"
"CIPHER!" Ford growled at the woman as she smirked at the two. Ford readied his gun.
"Awh!~ you did miss me!" She chuckled. " Anyways!~ like my new friend?" She gestured to herself.
"What did you do to her, bill?" Dipper glared up as the woman looked about ready to laugh.
"Oh! No, this is my doing!" Her eyes returned to normal causing Ford and Dipper to step back.
"Shared mind!~ well more like body.... or.... well you get the idea!~" she smiled.
"Girl! What do you think you're doing?!?" Ford grabbed the woman's shoulder. "Do you not know what or who he is what he is ca-"
"Using my ability to keep a chaos demon in check. A dream demon from another dimension. Bill cipher, and yes! I know VERY WELL what he is capable of." She chuckled. "Im just stronger."
Dipper and Ford looked at eachother before at the woman again.
"How?"Ford questioned skeptical about the woman's abilities. Before her eyes became like Bill's once again.
"Easy! Feather may be trying to keep me in 'check' but she still likes fun! Like the ghosts up at the hotel!"
"What about them?" Dipper glared.
"My girl here created the portal for them to come from! It's one of the many talents she has! She's almost got your losers smarts as well! But she like the more 'creative' ways!"
She smirked.
"So she's-......"
"Ah! No spoiling the secret yet fordsy!~ anyway. See ya fuckers later!" She ran off leaving the two pines members behind.
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"Bill just called us fuckers......" Ford spoke stunned.