Random Encounters Of The Bill Kind

bird is the word ('worst' according to bill)

Shadow-author: *sitting on bed watching random anime*

*que demon Dorito appearance*

Bill: hey feather! What's up? *floats closer before beginning to put his arm over my shoulder* did you re-think our little deal to have you- GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*a small Indian ringneck parrot hisses at bills now bleeding hand*

shadow-author: oh yeah, Erin is out. *smiles at the parrot* huh baby! ~ someone wanted to be out with mamma!~ *kissing the bird*

Bill: you love that bird more than me don't you. *acts offended*

Shadow-author: *still playing with Erin* yes I do.
*goes back to baby voice* I love my baby more than the mean demon!~

Bill: I'll teach the bird to curse....

Erin: *high pitched bird voice* fuck you!~ fuck you!~ peekaboo!~
*que me laughing hysterically*

Bill: ;^; I am hurt!