Ethereal

Confusing Hearts

Dan's P.O.V.

I wake up and feel better than ever. I wonder why at first and then notice the person cuddled up to me. Looking down, a smile creeps up onto my face.

I poke his cheek.

Then poke it again.

And again.

Then mentally say to myself fuck it and proceed to lick his cheek, and then give him a wet-willy.

Phil then lets a noise out of the back of his throat.

This does not help morning wood. At all.

Phil's P.O.V.

I was poked. And then licked. And then given a wet willy.

I may or may not of groaned a little.

Right after this, whatever im laying on stiffens, and then theres a bulge.
In between my legs.

Hoping to god its Dan, I push myself of his chest and look at him. My eyes meeting with my flatmates. I then see he is blushing. And not just a little blush, but like whole-face-completely-red-blush.

I smirk feeling really confident,
" Got a problem there? " I see his eyes flicker to my lips for a brief moment, before a mischevious glint catches in Dan's eyes.

Not replying, he simply moves his face closer to mine, his lips hovering centimeters away from mine-

And he then licks the side of my face.

My face turns red, more red than his. I try to get up and I dont get very far. Guess what happens next?

I rubbed up against him.

If I didnt already have a problem, I have one now. Even worse, Dan's is even more obvious. Before we can do anything else though, Pj and Chris walk in the room. I'm surprised we didn't hear them walk in.

Both of them wearing cheeky smiles, laugh at us a bit and then Pj inquires, " Should we leave you two to shag or are we good? "

All I do is stutter but Dan has other plans. He simply answers " Got a condom then? " Dan then gets up, takes the actual condom from Chris, and pushes them out the room, and what I guess, the flat.

" Well that was a total boner killer. " Dan says right as he walks in the room. I chuckle and nod.

" I'm gonna go get ready for my liveshow, " I sit up, before walking towards him. I lick his cheek and dash out of the room, shouting, " Don't be too loud while getting off! "

" I can't promise anything! " Is Dan's reply. I laugh then proceed to get ready. I start setting up everything for the show, and think about what I want to talk about.

Then once everythings good to go, I start. At about 30 minutes in, Dan walks in the room. He walks over, out of frame of course and starts fumbling around the room, cleaning and taking some movies.

Right before he leaves though, he walks over moves my head so I'm looking at him and, for the whole internet to see, licks the entire side of my face. I can't help but laugh while he shouts, " Payback you dork!"

I laugh, and then wrap up the show, seeing as it was an hour long. After that I walk around the flat in search of Dan.

All I could think of was some food, but as I walked towards Dan's room, I heard moaning. Blushing, I go back to the lounge to realize I can still hear him. After grabbing my socks I go up to the office and sit down.

How come I didn't hear him during the liveshow?

I check on social media to make sure no one heard anything but I quickly realize everyones going crazy about something else.

They thought Dan had kissed me.

Must of been how it looked on video. Seeing some screenshots myself, I understood how it looked; But it's just crazy.

Dan doesn't like me like that.

I sat there shocked, and then called Pj. After talking to him about it, even he seemed surprised.

" PJ, should I tell Dan myself or wait till he sees it on his own? " I heard him suck in a breath before replying.

" Thats your own call Phil. You'll figure it out though. Now I gotta go, talk to you later. " I hardly have time to say " bye " before he hangs up. I pick myself up and walk out of the room.

Time to tell Dan about all the commotion about us. I start walking down the stairs and my stomach grumbles.

Also time to ask what he wants for dinner..

Dan's P.O.V.

I hear a knock on the door and scramble out of bed to put on some sweatpants. " One second! " I shout.

I walk over to open the door and see a very frazzled Phil.

" Whats wrong? " I ask. He looks at me before simply saying,

" They all think we kissed. "

I look at him for a second, confused. He sighs and grabs his phone before showing me some tweets, instagram posts, youtube comments, and screenshots of us. Of course I started blushing.

He looks at me, a light blush on his cheeks too, before clearing his throat and asking, " What do we do about it? We can't have them thinking this."

I'm not sure whether to consider this a daydream or a nightmare.

Me kissing Phil = Best day of memes life.

Everyone knowing = Scary horror movie.