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"Welcome to Dairy Queen what can I get you today?" The greeting leaves my mouth haphazardly.
Yup I still fucking work here.
"Hello Shor, can I get the usual?" This is her second time here.....
"You aren't special, this is literally the second time you've ever been here. You don't have a usual." I make quotations with my fingers when repeating the word.
"Fine, I'll take a large chocolate sundae with extra syrup." I shake my head in disbelief at her request for more syrup.
"Why don't you just ask for a glass of syrup instead because there's no way you can even taste the god damned ice cream." My eyes roll as I prepare her absurd order.
"Ross, Ross Ross," she shakes her head back and forth, "Isn't the customer always right." She pouts her lips and hands me a ten.
"No, they are usually wrong 98% of the time. The only time the customer is right is when I'm the customer." I hand her her order with a straight face.
"Keep the change, and I call bullshit."
"Lynch get to work!!" Why do I fucking work here?!
"Let's just settle this at my place, here," I hand her my phone and she puts her number in as LAURA😩😘❤️👠.
"I'll text ya later baby girl. And maybe when you come over I can teach you how to make a proper Sundae."
She rolls her eyes, grabs her sundae, and leaves holding an L on her forehead mouthing the word Loser and literally moon walks out the door.
It's great to know she's 20 and still acting like a complete dork. But it's adorable.
So I guess that makes her adorkable.
And hot, extremely hot.
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Short Story"Excuse me can I get extra chocolate syrup on my sundae?" "What do you mean extra you should be asking for extra ice cream with your syrup." "Just put some more darn syrup on it jack ass." "What was the point of sugar coating the word Damn and then...
