Ask and Dare Fairy Tail

Monster High Criminal

Dared by: maya-natsus-doughter: Oh can I dare Gajeel to destroy the town, singing the monsters high song?

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Gajeel: Finally something sick!

Levy: Oh dear!

Gajeel: *Punches a building*

♪♪We are monsters! We are proud!♪♪

*Swings around a church top*

♪♪We are monsters! Say it proud!♪♪

*Kicks pet store*

♪♪High school's a horror, can't get out of my bed♪♪

*Spits metal at a bank*

♪♪Everybody's talking, but it's not in my head!♪♪

*Blows up grocery store*

♪♪They say, "Don't be different, be like them instead!"♪♪

Sue: *Pops up* EXCUSE ME?!!? DID YOU JUST DESTROY THE ONE STORE THAT I CAN FIND RED PEPPER ICE CREAM AT?!!???!! BOI THEY JUST REBUILT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Punches him* AHHHHHHHH YOU MONSTER!!! (Monster? Monster high? Ahh see what I did there?) *Cries* WHYYYYY! I'M PISSED!!!