Q: why did the robber wash his clothes before he ran away with the loot?
A: he wanted to make a clean getaway
Q: how does a skeleton called his friends?
A: on the tele-bone
Q: what is the richest kind of air?
A: A millionaire
Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid
Q: why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
A: he just couldn't see himself doing it
Q: why did the skeleton drink eight glasses of milk every day?
A: milk is good for the bones
Q:why did Johnny jump up and down before he drank his juice?
A: The carton said to "shake well before drinking"
Q: what is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: a rattlesnake
Q: what does a snowflake eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes
Q: where do jungles keep their armies?
A: in their sleevies
Q: how do you make a hot-dog stand?
A: take away its chair
Q: what kind of balls don't bounce?
A:eyeballs
Q: why can't you play hide and seek with mountains?
A: because they're always peaking
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Hilarious jokes for kids
HumorIf you have cousins,nieces/nephews,or kids,this is the book for you! I know how people are always are on their electronics so,this is a great joke book on-the-go!
